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Kay, so I went to check my e-mail and I got a letter from myself:

Just in case I'd forget
From: Brian Jackson (rhunyc@hotmail.com)
Sent:Sat 8/02/08 11:30 PM
To: rhunyc@hotmail.com





Brian, did you know that small is the new rich? Yes you heard right, we are the internet's largest smallest biggest used television retailer, in fact, we are the biggest used television retailer on the internet, I bet you didn't expect that from your lowly Kindred High School education. Are you looking for a Zenith? A Vizion? A Panasonic? A Sony? Or any of the above, or all of the above? Yes, you heard right, we are the biggest smallest largest used television retailer on the internet. Think you heard it all? Well I bet you didn't know we are the largest used television retailer on the internet. So give us a call, after all, we are the largest used television retailer on the internet so what do you have to lose? Please, call us, because we are the largest used television retailer on the internet and we would love your business with the largest used television retailer on the internet.

If you call or visit now, we'll throw in a free TV dinner in your choice of chicken and mashed potatoes or roast beef and mashed potatoes! Just another reason why you should choose the internet's largest used television retailer. Remember, we value your business because we are the internet's largest used television retailer. So, please, Brian, please your mother Lisa and father William by purchasing a used television from the internet's largest used television retailer.

I hope your X-Box gets repaired, by the way, we're the largest used television retailer on the internet!

-Duke Cunningham
Chief Executive Officer


The Internet's Largest Used Television Retailer Incorporated. 2008. All rights reserved. Please disassemble this message after consumption.


Not only did it make me lol hardcore-style, it also made me wonder why I got it. Anyone know about this kinda thing?