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King of the hill 93 replies

Nataku said on: 2009-05-29 02:28 pm
5648 Days, 6 Hrs, 47 Min, 28 Sec ago
The idea of this thread is that each time you post, you take over a virtual hill from the previous poster. To make a post in this thread, you must tell how you took the hill from the person, and at the end of the post proclaim "MY HILL".

EDIT: No repeats, and obviously, since you can't take the hill from your self, no double posting.

ME FIRST

walks to the top of the hill and proclaims...

"MY HILL"
ShadyKnight (Mod) said on: 2009-05-29 04:52 pm
5648 Days, 4 Hrs, 23 Min, 55 Sec ago
*dropkicks Nataku and proclaims "MY HILL!"
Nataku said on: 2009-05-29 07:45 pm
5648 Days, 1 Hr, 30 Min, 43 Sec ago
*throws a tire iron at corey making him roll down the hill*

i proclaim "MY HILL"
Peygan999 said on: 2009-05-29 07:59 pm
5648 Days, 1 Hr, 16 Min, 24 Sec ago
*throws shiny things down hill*
*Nataku chases*

My hill!

*plants flag*
TheWhiteDemon said on: 2009-05-29 08:00 pm
5648 Days, 1 Hr, 15 Min, 32 Sec ago
I hate hills.
Peygan999 said on: 2009-05-29 08:18 pm
5648 Days, 57 Minutes, 25 Seconds ago
*throws rocks at Whitedemon*

Just because I can.... x_x
ShadyKnight (Mod) said on: 2009-05-29 08:22 pm
5648 Days, 53 Minutes, 56 Seconds ago
*creeps up the hill and lets one rip, causing Peygan999 to run away screaming

MY HILL!
Peygan999 said on: 2009-05-29 08:40 pm
5648 Days, 35 Minutes, 10 Seconds ago
*parachutes onto hill and shows Shady his awesome skydiving jumpsuit*
*jealous, Shady leaves to buy one*

My hill

*pets hill*
FireStarter said on: 2009-05-29 08:58 pm
5648 Days, 17 Minutes, 50 Seconds ago
*bans Peygan and proclaims*

"My Hill..."


*sits on his hill with cattleprod in hand*
ShadyKnight (Mod) said on: 2009-05-29 09:18 pm
5647 Days, 23 Hrs, 57 Min, 25 Sec ago
*Starts a fire on Andrew

MY HILL!
Peygan999 said on: 2009-05-29 09:19 pm
5647 Days, 23 Hrs, 56 Min, 34 Sec ago
*returns under new screen name*
*tells FS that someone is being bad somewhere else on NN. He runs to ban them*

My hill.

*rides hill into the sunset*
Peygan999 said on: 2009-05-29 09:19 pm
5647 Days, 23 Hrs, 56 Min, 3 Sec ago
Awww....Shady beat me to it

[Added at 05/29/2009 22:21:48 by Peygan999]
*police come and arrest Shady for starting fires*
*Peygan gets hill out of empound*

My hill
Jing said on: 2009-05-30 12:07 am
5647 Days, 21 Hrs, 8 Min, 44 Sec ago
*Pays 1, 000, 000 e-dollars*
*Hire and built state of the art security*

MY HILL!
Rhunyc said on: 2009-05-30 11:32 am
5647 Days, 9 Hrs, 43 Min, 33 Sec ago
*rapes Jing so hard he falls down the hill*

MYYYY HIIIILL.
Nataku said on: 2009-05-30 02:44 pm
5647 Days, 6 Hrs, 31 Min, 5 Sec ago
*cooks up some steak and mashed potatoes and leaves them at the bottom of the hill for viktor too eat*

MY HILL
Nataku said on: 2009-05-30 02:44 pm
5647 Days, 6 Hrs, 31 Min, 4 Sec ago
*cooks up some steak and mashed potatoes and leaves them at the bottom of the hill for viktor too eat*

MY HILL
Murdock86 said on: 2009-05-30 03:00 pm
5647 Days, 6 Hrs, 15 Min, 4 Sec ago
/me sends in airstrike and blows up Nataku to never come back :P

[Added at 05/30/2009 16:02:30 by Murdock86]
Oh yeah jeez, Nataku keeps hill with his body parts...
Crowther said on: 2009-05-30 06:25 pm
5647 Days, 2 Hrs, 50 Min, 29 Sec ago
pushes Nataku body parts down the hill.


My Hill
Bosnian035 said on: 2009-05-30 08:42 pm
5647 Days, 33 Minutes, 30 Seconds ago
using telekinesis i cause crowther to self combust

-my hill :)
Peygan999 said on: 2009-05-30 09:20 pm
5646 Days, 23 Hrs, 55 Min, 42 Sec ago
*runs naked to op of hill. Bosnian runs to the bathroom to throw up*

My hill!

*stays naked* 0.o
Jing said on: 2009-05-30 11:08 pm
5646 Days, 22 Hrs, 7 Min, 31 Sec ago
*Returns with a million security guards*
*All push Peygan off of the hill*
*Rebuilt State of the Art HQ that can survive anything and block off anyone*

MY NUCKING HILL!
Crowther said on: 2009-05-31 07:37 am
5646 Days, 13 Hrs, 38 Min, 34 Sec ago
Jing didn't have proper building permits so he went to jail.


My hill now
Jing said on: 2009-05-31 01:28 pm
5646 Days, 7 Hrs, 47 Min, 7 Sec ago
They couldn't hold me.
*Kick Crow off*

My hill forever!
Bosnian035 said on: 2009-05-31 06:34 pm
5646 Days, 2 Hrs, 41 Min, 34 Sec ago
*forms a plot to stop jing once and for all from claiming back the hill, after the failed attempt i nuke the hill destroying its geographical area forever.

no more hill!

my wasteland! :P
Peygan999 said on: 2009-05-31 10:11 pm
5645 Days, 23 Hrs, 4 Min, 1 Sec ago
*bulldozes the bodies lest from the explosion to make a post-apocalyptic hill on top of Bosnian*

My zombie-mound!

*loads shotgun*
Scytherboom said on: 2009-05-31 10:27 pm
5645 Days, 22 Hrs, 48 Min, 21 Sec ago
I WIN YOU ALL LOSE SORRY
Jing said on: 2009-05-31 11:52 pm
5645 Days, 21 Hrs, 23 Min, 29 Sec ago
*Press reset button*
*Hills is reloaded*
*Watch Peygan gets crushed by the new mass*
*Switch the words "win" and "lose" in Scyther's sentence*
*Remakes and rehire everything and everyone*
*Sits on top of his newly reloaded hill*

MY HILL!
_ElessaR_ said on: 2009-06-01 09:36 am
5645 Days, 11 Hrs, 39 Min, 27 Sec ago
sets lose 3 dogs on jing and jing chase after them down the hill and decides to go doggy on them

My HILL!!
Nataku said on: 2009-06-01 01:33 pm
5645 Days, 7 Hrs, 42 Min, 52 Sec ago
*sends the pope too the hill too spray Ellesar with holy water in his eyes, Ellesay flips out and has nowheres too wash his eyes he leaves the hill*

MY HILL
Bosnian035 said on: 2009-06-01 07:34 pm
5645 Days, 1 Hr, 41 Min, 29 Sec ago
i convince warbie to annoy the f*ck outta nataku until he leaves the hill

my hill
_ElessaR_ said on: 2009-06-01 09:34 pm
5644 Days, 23 Hrs, 41 Min, 25 Sec ago
sends a t-800, a t-1000 and a t-X on a killing rampage for Bosnian. Bosnian got raped hard with the 100mm bullets shot by the machines and rolls down the hill

My HIlL!
Peygan999 said on: 2009-06-01 09:44 pm
5644 Days, 23 Hrs, 31 Min, 11 Sec ago
*waits for Y2K to destroy the terminators, them walks calmly up the hill*

better late than never, I guess....

My hill!
Jing said on: 2009-06-02 08:41 pm
5644 Days, 34 Minutes, 20 Seconds ago
*Waits for Peygan to die a second later*
*Claims hill*
*Ditto what i did before*

I r the king of the hill.
Crowther said on: 2009-06-03 06:46 am
5643 Days, 14 Hrs, 29 Min, 38 Sec ago
There was a earthquake and Jing's compound was destroyed with him in it.


The hill is now taller but it's My Hill
Jing said on: 2009-06-04 06:49 am
5642 Days, 14 Hrs, 26 Min, 52 Sec ago
*Reports to the Lame Reason Police*
*Retakes Hill*
*Rebuilds and rehires everything and everyone*

MY HILL FOREVER!
TheWhiteDemon said on: 2009-06-04 02:34 pm
5642 Days, 6 Hrs, 41 Min, 11 Sec ago
*Poses as one of Jing's body guards*
*Assassinates Jing and takes over him compound*


My hill :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
Bosnian035 said on: 2009-06-04 09:49 pm
5641 Days, 23 Hrs, 26 Min, 53 Sec ago
simply knocks TWD out with a rock and claims the hill for my self :0
Crowther said on: 2009-06-04 10:02 pm
5641 Days, 23 Hrs, 13 Min, 14 Sec ago
The hill is really a volcano and erupts killing Bosnian.


My volcano
PFC-Hepburn said on: 2009-06-06 11:24 pm
5639 Days, 21 Hrs, 51 Min, 58 Sec ago
The Earth had a major event! The world was flooded by the great rains which started the water world. THERE IS NO MORE LAND for another 2.5 billion years. So no one else can claim any land formations for another 2.5 billion years. Time machines can not be built because no one is alive. This is the last transmission.

---END TRANSMISSION--- HUMANS ARE NO MORE!
Tazzz said on: 2009-06-06 11:49 pm
5639 Days, 21 Hrs, 26 Min, 12 Sec ago
MY HILL
ShadowLord69 said on: 2009-06-07 12:01 am
5639 Days, 21 Hrs, 14 Min, 42 Sec ago
*Snipes MVP and claims the hill*
Looks for jing...
*Snipes him too*

My hill biatches!
Nataku said on: 2009-06-07 09:21 am
5639 Days, 11 Hrs, 54 Min, 21 Sec ago
*snipes leroy with a hollow point too the head making him look like this poor fellow*

http://poetry.rotten.com/failed-mission/



MY HILL
TheWhiteDemon said on: 2009-06-11 07:19 pm
5635 Days, 1 Hr, 56 Min, 3 Sec ago
*sits at the bottom of the hill, draws a knife and runs up the hill to cut Nataku into little pieces*



*Feeds pieces to Hannibal Lector*


My hill.
Nataku said on: 2009-06-11 07:27 pm
5635 Days, 1 Hr, 48 Min, 12 Sec ago
*gets turned into MR hanky from hannibals bum*

*bounces up the hill and pops into caseys mouth making him run down the hill too the washroom too puke*



MY HILL
DaisukeNiwa said on: 2009-06-11 07:28 pm
5635 Days, 1 Hr, 47 Min, 7 Sec ago
*Walks up the hill, and Nat runs at the sight of greatness.*


My Hill
PFC-Hepburn said on: 2009-06-11 07:29 pm
5635 Days, 1 Hr, 46 Min, 49 Sec ago
Damnit, I thought I ended this?

Anyhow, MY HILL f*ckers... I destroyed it, it's mine!!!
Sin said on: 2009-06-11 08:11 pm
5635 Days, 1 Hr, 4 Min, 6 Sec ago
*Looks at PFC and claims that the army needs him*
*Laughs as he leaves*

My Hill
Nataku said on: 2009-06-11 11:33 pm
5634 Days, 21 Hrs, 42 Min, 41 Sec ago
*reminds sin he''s on house arrest*

he must leave the hill


MY HILL
Asmodean said on: 2009-06-12 01:36 am
5634 Days, 19 Hrs, 39 Min, 10 Sec ago
*gets bit by a vampire, so he recouperates from the head shot*

*then with his now pwnsome powers he kicks nataku off the hill and claims it as his hill*

Btw, Im a twilight vampire so sun and such doesnt harm meh :P muhahaha (waits for jing to rant)
IconStealerX said on: 2009-06-12 07:33 am
5634 Days, 13 Hrs, 42 Min, 41 Sec ago
Well.. Already been said but.. Since you are all on the hill trying to rule it.. I'l simply send a nuke there. Destroying everyone of you then I'l get the hill remade, then go sit on top of it . maybe I'l pray a little who knows.. ;)
Jing said on: 2009-06-12 08:43 am
5634 Days, 12 Hrs, 32 Min, 56 Sec ago
*Press Reset button*
*Claims Hill*

Yeah, b*tches!
Nataku said on: 2009-06-12 11:54 am
5634 Days, 9 Hrs, 21 Min, 57 Sec ago
*cooks up some siamese cats for china boy jing at the bottom of his compound*

*jing leaves too eat for being seiged in by my greatness*

MY HILL
Asmodean said on: 2009-06-12 11:57 am
5634 Days, 9 Hrs, 18 Min, 49 Sec ago
*Sends some mongolian raiders to assasinate Nataku and claims hill*

My Hill :D

Still a pwnsome vampire :P since i recouperated *mental note, nukes hurt... alot*
Nataku said on: 2009-06-12 01:33 pm
5634 Days, 7 Hrs, 42 Min, 8 Sec ago
*sends a typhoon too destroy the army of mongolians*

MY HILL
Tazzz said on: 2009-06-12 11:38 pm
5633 Days, 21 Hrs, 37 Min, 35 Sec ago
*sends 3 army's of mongolians to destroy the typhoon*


MY HILL
Nataku said on: 2009-06-13 02:56 pm
5633 Days, 6 Hrs, 19 Min, 11 Sec ago
*sends Spartans too destroy the mongolians*

MY HILL
Bosnian035 said on: 2009-06-14 12:40 pm
5632 Days, 8 Hrs, 35 Min, 45 Sec ago
-shoots all the spartans with an ak47 then, kicks nataku in the back of his knee causing him to roll down the hill.- Muh hill.
Asmodean said on: 2009-06-14 01:38 pm
5632 Days, 7 Hrs, 37 Min, 25 Sec ago
*grabs a dragunov and snipes Bosnian*
My hill :D
Tooks said on: 2009-06-14 02:23 pm
5632 Days, 6 Hrs, 52 Min, 2 Sec ago
*Seduces Asmodean with his crazy strong sex appeal, then after a passionate yet horrendously violent night of unprotected sex and teabagging galore, Asmodean leaves to the clinic for STD testing*

My hill...

*Sits on the hill, naked*
Nataku said on: 2009-06-14 02:29 pm
5632 Days, 6 Hrs, 46 Min, 29 Sec ago
*brings a mirror too the top of the hill so tooks sees himself naked making him run away*

MY HILL
Jing said on: 2009-06-22 04:40 pm
5624 Days, 4 Hrs, 35 Min, 38 Sec ago
*Comes charging in with my BIG noobism GUNS and uber TERMINATORS, killing everyone in sight*

MY HILL, B*TCHES!
Tommy_V said on: 2009-06-22 10:31 pm
5623 Days, 22 Hrs, 44 Min, 27 Sec ago
*gets drink and starts hugging everyone till they leave the hill*

M-my hill bish-shiz!
Nataku said on: 2009-06-23 09:18 am
5623 Days, 11 Hrs, 57 Min, 12 Sec ago
*gets drunker till tommy leaves of boredom*

MY HILL
Murdock86 said on: 2009-07-06 09:47 am
5610 Days, 11 Hrs, 28 Min, 44 Sec ago
hmmm....

[2. main] Nataku: can you go post in king of the hill
[2. main] Nataku: please

I believe this is saying there the hill take it :)

MY HILL!!!



Jing said on: 2009-07-06 03:26 pm
5610 Days, 5 Hrs, 49 Min, 58 Sec ago
*Throws a bar of soap at your face*
*Watch you disintegrate into nothingness*
MY HILL!
Nataku said on: 2009-07-07 07:30 am
5609 Days, 13 Hrs, 45 Min, 13 Sec ago
*brings my dog too jing so it can pee on him*

jing leaves


MY HILL
ShadyKnight (Mod) said on: 2009-07-23 02:17 pm
5593 Days, 6 Hrs, 58 Min, 6 Sec ago
*bans you all from the hill with my Mod powars


MY HILL!
PFC-Hepburn said on: 2009-07-24 08:09 am
5592 Days, 13 Hrs, 6 Min, 29 Sec ago
*Gets Blake to unban us all and ban sk for life for abusing MODship*

*I was the first person back to the hill*
ShadyKnight (Mod) said on: 2009-07-24 02:39 pm
5592 Days, 6 Hrs, 36 Min, 1 Sec ago
*Starts world war 3 on the exact geographic opposite location from the hill*
*Hep goes to war*

MY HILL!
PFC-Hepburn said on: 2009-07-24 11:18 pm
5591 Days, 21 Hrs, 57 Min, 2 Sec ago
*Reminds everyone, I still own the hill!!**
Nataku said on: 2009-07-25 08:50 am
5591 Days, 12 Hrs, 25 Min, 58 Sec ago
*starts a freestyle battle that corey must attend*

MY HILL
PFC-Hepburn said on: 2009-07-26 02:20 pm
5590 Days, 6 Hrs, 55 Min, 38 Sec ago
YAY! I am still on top of the hill... woot.. I win! :P
Jing said on: 2009-07-26 02:36 pm
5590 Days, 6 Hrs, 39 Min, 2 Sec ago
*Vaporize you all with a KAMEHAMEHA!*
Needless to say...
MY HILL!
PFC-Hepburn said on: 2009-07-26 02:38 pm
5590 Days, 6 Hrs, 37 Min, 42 Sec ago
Awww... That really really hurt jing! ARG... /me dies...
Nataku said on: 2009-07-26 02:39 pm
5590 Days, 6 Hrs, 36 Min, 1 Sec ago
*goes super saiyan on Jing*

deflecting his kamehameha

MY HILL
Jing said on: 2009-08-09 11:58 pm
5575 Days, 21 Hrs, 17 Min, 39 Sec ago
*Sees thread as dead.*
*Claims hill*
My hill.
Now let this thread die so it shall be mine for the end of time.
Nataku said on: 2009-08-11 10:40 am
5574 Days, 10 Hrs, 35 Min, 16 Sec ago
Kicks jing in the balls so he rolls down the hill

MY HILL
Jing said on: 2009-08-13 06:16 am
5572 Days, 14 Hrs, 59 Min, 20 Sec ago
*Now I have more than 2900 post so I automatically win!*
MY HILL!
Ahso said on: 2009-08-13 08:11 am
5572 Days, 13 Hrs, 4 Min, 44 Sec ago
*kills power to building housing the server with this thread on it, rambos inside and destroys this thread and all associated material of any kind so there is no code for/and no copy of this thread in existence anywhere*

now, start over.....no body owns the hill...HA HA HA HA...

*************
Nataku said on: 2009-08-13 11:23 am
5572 Days, 9 Hrs, 52 Min, 10 Sec ago
recodes and remakes new hill

MY HILL

[Added at 08/13/2009 12:24:24 by Nataku]
kicks ahso in teh nuts
Jing said on: 2009-08-17 03:38 pm
5568 Days, 5 Hrs, 37 Min, 52 Sec ago
*Resets and kicks Nat out*
My hill.
ShadowLord69 said on: 2009-08-18 03:36 am
5567 Days, 17 Hrs, 39 Min, 37 Sec ago
*hacks and steals the hill*

my hill
Space-Monkey said on: 2009-08-18 10:06 pm
5566 Days, 23 Hrs, 9 Min, 44 Sec ago
*flattens hill with a bulldozer*


WHAT NOW!!!?
Jing said on: 2009-08-19 03:51 am
5566 Days, 17 Hrs, 24 Min, 53 Sec ago
Uh...
Hi Mister Originality!
You're not the first one to try to destroy the hill!

*Press Big Red Reset Button*
*Hill Reloads*
I now claim this hill in the name of the Operation Top 50!
Nataku said on: 2009-08-19 10:41 am
5566 Days, 10 Hrs, 34 Min, 10 Sec ago
Researches more espionage than jing

MY HILL
PFC-Hepburn said on: 2009-08-20 01:55 pm
5565 Days, 7 Hrs, 20 Min, 8 Sec ago
Researches more weapons and blows the hell out of the above person. You are now dead and I claim the hill.

brother of mine s..
Nataku said on: 2009-08-22 12:40 pm
5563 Days, 8 Hrs, 35 Min, 15 Sec ago
researches more military than hepburn

MY HILL
Jing said on: 2009-08-31 05:00 am
5554 Days, 16 Hrs, 15 Min, 38 Sec ago
Seriously...
What the heck are you two doing?

*Wipes out all the nonsense and claims hill*
My hill.
Nataku said on: 2009-09-01 04:10 pm
5553 Days, 5 Hrs, 5 Min, 23 Sec ago
*comes back with some more nonsense so jing has too wipe more and more, distracting him from teh hill*

MY HILL
Mini695 said on: 2009-10-15 12:11 pm
5509 Days, 9 Hrs, 4 Min, 27 Sec ago
*holds a giant magnifying glass over the above person burning them....as they run off screams I claim the hill...

My Hill!
Nataku said on: 2009-10-18 10:31 am
5506 Days, 10 Hrs, 44 Min, 1 Sec ago
*uses a mirror to reflect the sun rays into the above persons face*

MY HILL
Mini695 said on: 2009-10-19 12:27 pm
5505 Days, 8 Hrs, 48 Min, 20 Sec ago
*Waits till the above person falls asleep, and then puts his hand in warm water causing him to wet himself...The next morning he wakes up to see what has happened. In his embarrassment he runs off...

My hill
Nataku said on: 2009-11-28 03:07 pm
5465 Days, 6 Hrs, 8 Min, 37 Sec ago
*kicks the above person in the nuts and pushes them down the hill*

MY HILL
Jing said on: 2009-11-28 04:54 pm
5465 Days, 4 Hrs, 21 Min, 53 Sec ago
*Push BIG RED BUTTON*
*All of Nataku's post is gone*
I now claim this hill in the name of the United Federation of Planets....
Wait!
I meant--!