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Dear Chipotle 17 replies

TheSource (Admin) said on: 2007-05-11 09:55 am
4235 Days, 13 Hrs, 51 Min, 26 Sec ago
Your food is so delicious, If I could, I would marry you.

Thanks for your goodness,
Korgrath (Mod) said on: 2007-05-11 09:59 am
4235 Days, 13 Hrs, 46 Min, 36 Sec ago
Dear Chipotle,

Don't listen to him, he doesn't understand what true love is. Please marry me and share with me your deliciousness.

Thanks for your incredible goodness,
T3rran said on: 2007-05-11 01:54 pm
4235 Days, 9 Hrs, 51 Min, 43 Sec ago
Dear Chipotle,

I wish I could think of a clever reply.

I just ate you,


Space-Monkey said on: 2007-05-11 02:02 pm
4235 Days, 9 Hrs, 44 Min, 6 Sec ago
Dear Chipotle,

I thought we loved each other, but know i hate you. I hope you die you cheating ho....

also I left your $20 on the night stand

P.S. call me
T3rran said on: 2007-05-11 02:23 pm
4235 Days, 9 Hrs, 22 Min, 35 Sec ago
Dear Chipotle,

It's me again. A lot of people seem to know you. I want to know what's going on. TXT me.


Red (Tester) said on: 2007-05-11 04:38 pm
4235 Days, 7 Hrs, 7 Min, 43 Sec ago
Dear Chipotle,

I like how your burritos, though delicious, consist of like 3500 calories. Thank you for out-doing McDonald's.

Jing said on: 2007-05-11 05:15 pm
4235 Days, 6 Hrs, 30 Min, 43 Sec ago
Dear Chipotle.

I have been cheating on you with subway sandwiches.
I know I shouldn't, but it felt sooooo...right..
I am very sorry for betraying our current relationship.
Let's settle this like mature adults.

Forever loved,
T3rran said on: 2007-05-11 06:53 pm
4235 Days, 4 Hrs, 53 Min, 26 Sec ago
Dear Chipotle,


Forever hungry,

TinaMiaz said on: 2007-05-11 10:30 pm
4235 Days, 1 Hr, 15 Min, 56 Sec ago
Dear Chipotle,

Do you even read these letters?

Curious in Ohio,
SilverSurfer said on: 2007-05-11 11:09 pm
4235 Days, 37 Minutes, 9 Seconds ago
Subway FTW!
T3rran said on: 2007-05-12 07:16 am
4234 Days, 16 Hrs, 30 Min, 6 Sec ago
Dear Chipotle,

I'm just writing this letter to say that SilverSurfer is an idiot for not keeping this thread the way it should be, about you. In order to not be an idiot myself i'm writing a letter to you, which he will probobly read.

(He reads your mail)


MethodMan said on: 2007-05-12 09:23 am
4234 Days, 14 Hrs, 22 Min, 51 Sec ago
Dear Chipotle,

Remeber that one time in the romantic cabin the mountains?


You know have AIDS.


T3rran said on: 2007-05-12 11:53 am
4234 Days, 11 Hrs, 53 Min, 2 Sec ago
Dear I'm drunk,



Nataku said on: 2007-05-22 10:54 am
4224 Days, 12 Hrs, 51 Min, 38 Sec ago
Dear chipotle

you are so desirable... i remember the time we made out...

and oh how i wish i could slide you into my hoop.
Rhunyc said on: 2007-05-22 05:47 pm
4224 Days, 5 Hrs, 58 Min, 57 Sec ago
Dear Chipotle,

Don't get no dirty clothes.

I hate it when you bring home pants that are soaked in mud, that means I have to spend two freakin' weeks cleaning them.

I hate you forever,

P.S. I don't like you.
Dilinger said on: 2007-06-01 03:22 am
4214 Days, 20 Hrs, 24 Min, 13 Sec ago
Dear Chipotle,

I tasted your delicous offerings for the first time today. And well, I love you. Everything avout you makes me want to pronounce my love for you from the highest mountaintops, while eating one of your chicken burritos. Thank you for showing me what life is about.

From your new lover,
Jing said on: 2007-06-01 05:45 am
4214 Days, 18 Hrs, 1 Min, 27 Sec ago
dear chipotle,

i bet that 30% of the peeps who post here didn't know what you are before they came in...
just stating how loved you are...capturing heart in just minutes...
you give me heart burns.

again...forever loved,
Ayanami said on: 2007-06-01 06:25 am
4214 Days, 17 Hrs, 21 Min, 7 Sec ago

Dear Chipotle,

Thank you for collecting the relevant reproductive fluids from these donors, we will proceed to adding the various flavorings to the secret sauce before sale.


Oracle, VP Sauce Department