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Dear Chipotle 17 replies

TheSource (Admin) said on: 2007-05-11 09:55 am
6435 Days, 3 Hrs, 46 Min, 41 Sec ago

Your food is so delicious, If I could, I would marry you.

Thanks for your goodness,
TheSource

Korgrath (Mod) said on: 2007-05-11 09:59 am
6435 Days, 3 Hrs, 41 Min, 51 Sec ago

Dear Chipotle,

Don't listen to him, he doesn't understand what true love is. Please marry me and share with me your deliciousness.

Thanks for your incredible goodness,
Korgrath

T3rran said on: 2007-05-11 01:54 pm
6434 Days, 23 Hrs, 46 Min, 58 Sec ago

Dear Chipotle,

I wish I could think of a clever reply.

I just ate you,

Terran.

Space-Monkey said on: 2007-05-11 02:02 pm
6434 Days, 23 Hrs, 39 Min, 21 Sec ago

Dear Chipotle,

I thought we loved each other, but know i hate you. I hope you die you cheating ho....

also I left your $20 on the night stand

P.S. call me

[1. main] Space-Monkey: package manager, now that sounds like a fun job
[1. main] Space-Monkey: wanna manage my package?
[1. main] Malice: oh yeah
[1. main] Space-Monkey: perfect

X under thruster's leader ship is like Decaffeinated X, it looks like X, smells like X, Just doesn't perform like X.

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T3rran said on: 2007-05-11 02:23 pm
6434 Days, 23 Hrs, 17 Min, 50 Sec ago

Dear Chipotle,

It's me again. A lot of people seem to know you. I want to know what's going on. TXT me.

Confused,

Terran.

Red (Tester) said on: 2007-05-11 04:38 pm
6434 Days, 21 Hrs, 2 Min, 58 Sec ago

Dear Chipotle,

I like how your burritos, though delicious, consist of like 3500 calories. Thank you for out-doing McDonald's.

Love,
Red

Jing said on: 2007-05-11 05:15 pm
6434 Days, 20 Hrs, 25 Min, 58 Sec ago

Dear Chipotle.

I have been cheating on you with subway sandwiches.
I know I shouldn't, but it felt sooooo...right..
I am very sorry for betraying our current relationship.
Anyways.
Let's settle this like mature adults.
I WANT YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE!

Forever loved,
Jing.

T3rran said on: 2007-05-11 06:53 pm
6434 Days, 18 Hrs, 48 Min, 41 Sec ago

Dear Chipotle,

n/t

Forever hungry,

Terran.

TinaMiaz said on: 2007-05-11 10:30 pm
6434 Days, 15 Hrs, 11 Min, 11 Sec ago

Dear Chipotle,

Do you even read these letters?

Curious in Ohio,
Tina

SilverSurfer said on: 2007-05-11 11:09 pm
6434 Days, 14 Hrs, 32 Min, 24 Sec ago

Subway FTW!

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T3rran said on: 2007-05-12 07:16 am
6434 Days, 6 Hrs, 25 Min, 21 Sec ago

Dear Chipotle,

I'm just writing this letter to say that SilverSurfer is an idiot for not keeping this thread the way it should be, about you. In order to not be an idiot myself i'm writing a letter to you, which he will probobly read.

(He reads your mail)

Angry,

Terran.

MethodMan said on: 2007-05-12 09:23 am
6434 Days, 4 Hrs, 18 Min, 6 Sec ago

Dear Chipotle,

Remeber that one time in the romantic cabin the mountains?

Yeah?

You know have AIDS.

Sorry,

Meth.

T3rran said on: 2007-05-12 11:53 am
6434 Days, 1 Hr, 48 Min, 17 Sec ago

Dear I'm drunk,

Chipotle

Terran,

Sorry.

Nataku said on: 2007-05-22 10:54 am
6424 Days, 2 Hrs, 46 Min, 53 Sec ago

Dear chipotle

you are so desirable... i remember the time we made out...

and oh how i wish i could slide you into my hoop.

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Rhunyc said on: 2007-05-22 05:47 pm
6423 Days, 19 Hrs, 54 Min, 12 Sec ago

Dear Chipotle,

Don't get no dirty clothes.

I hate it when you bring home pants that are soaked in mud, that means I have to spend two freakin' weeks cleaning them.

I hate you forever,
Troska.

P.S. I don't like you.

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Dilinger said on: 2007-06-01 03:22 am
6414 Days, 10 Hrs, 19 Min, 28 Sec ago

Dear Chipotle,

I tasted your delicous offerings for the first time today. And well, I love you. Everything avout you makes me want to pronounce my love for you from the highest mountaintops, while eating one of your chicken burritos. Thank you for showing me what life is about.

From your new lover,
Dilinger

Jing said on: 2007-06-01 05:45 am
6414 Days, 7 Hrs, 56 Min, 42 Sec ago

dear chipotle,

i bet that 30% of the peeps who post here didn't know what you are before they came in...
just stating how loved you are...capturing heart in just minutes...
p.s
you give me heart burns.

again...forever loved,
jing

Ayanami said on: 2007-06-01 06:25 am
6414 Days, 7 Hrs, 16 Min, 22 Sec ago

Memo:

Dear Chipotle,

Thank you for collecting the relevant reproductive fluids from these donors, we will proceed to adding the various flavorings to the secret sauce before sale.

Sincerely,

Oracle, VP Sauce Department

Sky. Red, red sky. Red color. Red color that I hate. Water flow. Blood. The smell of blood. A girl who never bleeds..

Who is this? This is me. Who am I? What am I? What am I? What am I? What am I?

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