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I grant you one wish. 10 replies

Jing said on: 2007-09-10 01:21 am
3749 Days, 19 Hrs, 13 Min, 47 Sec ago
A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach, when
suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the
Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I
will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic! Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching
the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It
will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is
hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.

Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help
mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time.

Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand
women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she
gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she
says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
GuildaMage said on: 2007-09-10 06:14 am
3749 Days, 14 Hrs, 20 Min, 42 Sec ago
Old. This posted here on NN like 3-4 months ago.
Jing said on: 2007-09-10 04:50 pm
3749 Days, 3 Hrs, 44 Min, 34 Sec ago
it was?
I'll do another one then.
Arch-Devil said on: 2007-09-11 06:58 pm
3748 Days, 1 Hr, 36 Min, 32 Sec ago
So Chuck Norris and MR. T walking into a bar...
the bar is intantly destroyed because no building can hold that much awesome.
DrakenRahl said on: 2007-09-11 07:34 pm
3748 Days, 1 Hr, 25 Sec ago
I thought they were both pretty funny.
SPAZZA said on: 2007-09-12 09:33 pm
3746 Days, 23 Hrs, 1 Min, 4 Sec ago
Jing.

Grant me one wish.

Stop breathing.
WARBEAST said on: 2007-09-13 01:49 pm
3746 Days, 6 Hrs, 45 Min, 13 Sec ago
jing do you have the JOYSTICK?


lets FLY FRIEND
Rick.T said on: 2007-09-13 02:17 pm
3746 Days, 6 Hrs, 17 Min, 22 Sec ago
Id become a ant
DrakenRahl said on: 2007-09-13 02:30 pm
3746 Days, 6 Hrs, 4 Min, 24 Sec ago
I'd become an Ant eater.
TrueX2 said on: 2007-09-14 07:47 pm
3745 Days, 47 Minutes, 57 Seconds ago
LOL'ed at the joke. Good find =)
Jing said on: 2007-09-16 04:57 pm
3743 Days, 3 Hrs, 37 Min, 30 Sec ago
BAD NEWS AND VERY BAD NEWS

Doctor: "I have some bad news and some very bad news."

Patient: "Well, might as well give me the bad news first."

Doctor: "The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live."

Patient: "24 hours! That's terrible! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?"

Doctor: "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."