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Ummm... WTF? 9 replies

Rhunyc said on: 2008-08-04 12:44 pm
3420 Days, 21 Hrs, 17 Min, 51 Sec ago
Kay, so I went to check my e-mail and I got a letter from myself:

Just in case I'd forget
From: Brian Jackson (rhunyc@hotmail.com)
Sent:Sat 8/02/08 11:30 PM
To: rhunyc@hotmail.com





Brian, did you know that small is the new rich? Yes you heard right, we are the internet's largest smallest biggest used television retailer, in fact, we are the biggest used television retailer on the internet, I bet you didn't expect that from your lowly Kindred High School education. Are you looking for a Zenith? A Vizion? A Panasonic? A Sony? Or any of the above, or all of the above? Yes, you heard right, we are the biggest smallest largest used television retailer on the internet. Think you heard it all? Well I bet you didn't know we are the largest used television retailer on the internet. So give us a call, after all, we are the largest used television retailer on the internet so what do you have to lose? Please, call us, because we are the largest used television retailer on the internet and we would love your business with the largest used television retailer on the internet.

If you call or visit now, we'll throw in a free TV dinner in your choice of chicken and mashed potatoes or roast beef and mashed potatoes! Just another reason why you should choose the internet's largest used television retailer. Remember, we value your business because we are the internet's largest used television retailer. So, please, Brian, please your mother Lisa and father William by purchasing a used television from the internet's largest used television retailer.

I hope your X-Box gets repaired, by the way, we're the largest used television retailer on the internet!

-Duke Cunningham
Chief Executive Officer


The Internet's Largest Used Television Retailer Incorporated. 2008. All rights reserved. Please disassemble this message after consumption.


Not only did it make me lol hardcore-style, it also made me wonder why I got it. Anyone know about this kinda thing?
Jing said on: 2008-08-04 12:50 pm
3420 Days, 21 Hrs, 12 Min, 13 Sec ago
One thing about that letter sticks out like a sore thumb.

I wonder what that is...

Btw: Are you gonna take that free tv dinner?
If not...
Chicken and smash potatoes please.
Rhunyc said on: 2008-08-04 12:55 pm
3420 Days, 21 Hrs, 7 Min, 10 Sec ago
Lol. Well, I would. But one thing: calling or visiting an internet-only business?

And no number/web address/address. ;_;

[Added at 08/04/2008 12:56:08 by Victor_Troska]
Kinda funny how it knows my parent's names and trys to insult me about my "lowly" highschool education (even knows which school I went to).

lmao

[Added at 08/04/2008 12:56:50 by Victor_Troska]
*tries***

Piss. I hate I.E. and no auto-spell check. :(
Jing said on: 2008-08-04 02:26 pm
3420 Days, 19 Hrs, 36 Min, 11 Sec ago
Obviously, this is a prank by one of your friends.
Xbox ftw?

...

Does my reasoning mean there won't be any free tv dinner?
Rhunyc said on: 2008-08-04 10:06 pm
3420 Days, 11 Hrs, 55 Min, 21 Sec ago
Yeaaa, it was my brother. Apparently I left myself signed on his computer. D: I thought it logged itself out automatically after a certain period of time unused. But I guess not.

[Added at 08/04/2008 22:07:22 by Victor_Troska]
And no, there's no tv dinner. :(
Reginleif said on: 2008-08-05 05:55 am
3420 Days, 4 Hrs, 6 Min, 27 Sec ago
lol wtf
Reginleif said on: 2008-08-05 06:00 am
3420 Days, 4 Hrs, 1 Min, 47 Sec ago
props to your brother brian lol
Rhunyc said on: 2008-08-05 08:42 pm
3419 Days, 13 Hrs, 19 Min, 20 Sec ago
lol. I'll let him know.
DrakenRahl said on: 2008-08-08 10:12 am
3416 Days, 23 Hrs, 49 Min, 24 Sec ago
Smashed Potatoes?
Oracle said on: 2008-08-14 04:11 pm
3410 Days, 17 Hrs, 50 Min, 40 Sec ago
lol read it again