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I have the best child 19 replies

FireStarter said on: 2010-01-08 07:07 am
3082 Days, 7 Hrs, 43 Min, 19 Sec ago
I can sum up the title of this thread with one sentence spoken by my lovely daughter today...


"I'm not Jesus, I'm Napoleon the conquerer."
Stoutn said on: 2010-01-08 07:42 am
3082 Days, 7 Hrs, 7 Min, 43 Sec ago
Oh crap... better prepare the world for war.
Elmy said on: 2010-01-08 10:38 am
3082 Days, 4 Hrs, 12 Min, 13 Sec ago
It has begun...
Gemz said on: 2010-01-08 02:55 pm
3081 Days, 23 Hrs, 55 Min, 1 Sec ago
Will she start at 2012?

Decemberish?
DrakenRahl said on: 2010-01-08 03:02 pm
3081 Days, 23 Hrs, 48 Min, 20 Sec ago
Are you sure she wasn't just asking for neopolitan ice cream?
FireStarter said on: 2010-01-08 06:23 pm
3081 Days, 20 Hrs, 27 Min, 21 Sec ago
She speaks very well for a 3 year old... She did not ask for ice cream lol.
DrakenRahl said on: 2010-01-08 08:07 pm
3081 Days, 18 Hrs, 42 Min, 42 Sec ago
Hey, come on.. It's me, Panis. You can be honest. =p

But in all seriousness, how did that conversation come about? Did someone accuse her of being Jesus? lol
Hellraiser said on: 2010-02-18 01:02 am
3041 Days, 13 Hrs, 48 Min, 12 Sec ago
Where FS has failed, the spawn of FS and Nissa shall not.

PH34R
_ElessaR_ said on: 2010-02-18 09:36 am
3041 Days, 5 Hrs, 13 Min, 30 Sec ago
Maybe she thought that Napoleon is a cute cartoon character that likes to dance?
Space-Monkey said on: 2010-02-19 01:28 am
3040 Days, 13 Hrs, 21 Min, 42 Sec ago
maybe she thought elessar should jump off a cliff
MVP said on: 2010-02-19 02:16 am
3040 Days, 12 Hrs, 33 Min, 34 Sec ago
Tell her she should aspire to be Lord Nelson or Wellington, after all it was Wellington who killed Napoleon.
_ElessaR_ said on: 2010-02-19 08:28 am
3040 Days, 6 Hrs, 21 Min, 52 Sec ago
Maybe she thought space-monkey wants to kill himself.
Red (Tester) said on: 2010-02-19 05:53 pm
3039 Days, 20 Hrs, 57 Min, 4 Sec ago
Izzie is all grown up :)
Jing said on: 2010-02-19 05:59 pm
3039 Days, 20 Hrs, 51 Min, 5 Sec ago
Yes.
She probably already killed that monster under her bed with her bare hands.
Stoutn said on: 2010-02-19 05:59 pm
3039 Days, 20 Hrs, 50 Min, 35 Sec ago
We shall she what she plans for the world, in time.
_ElessaR_ said on: 2010-02-19 09:15 pm
3039 Days, 17 Hrs, 35 Min, 16 Sec ago
She must have killed that monster in the cupboard too.
ShadyKnight (Mod) said on: 2010-02-22 01:47 pm
3037 Days, 1 Hr, 2 Min, 31 Sec ago
She didn't kill the monsters. She whooped their asses and slaved them out.
WeaponX (Mod) said on: 2010-02-22 05:09 pm
3036 Days, 21 Hrs, 40 Min, 54 Sec ago
I will eat your heart.
Ilidan said on: 2010-03-21 11:00 am
3010 Days, 3 Hrs, 49 Min, 26 Sec ago
You know...we all joked about how evil the baby would be when we found out that Nissa was pregnant.

...Who would have thought we would be right? That child is EVIL!
_ElessaR_ said on: 2010-03-23 09:31 am
3008 Days, 5 Hrs, 18 Min, 56 Sec ago
I will take your heart