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FireStarter said on: 2010-01-08 07:07 am
5221 Days, 7 Hrs, 21 Min, 41 Sec ago

I can sum up the title of this thread with one sentence spoken by my lovely daughter today...

"I'm not Jesus, I'm Napoleon the conquerer."

Stoutn said on: 2010-01-08 07:42 am
5221 Days, 6 Hrs, 46 Min, 5 Sec ago

Oh crap... better prepare the world for war.

Elmy said on: 2010-01-08 10:38 am
5221 Days, 3 Hrs, 50 Min, 35 Sec ago

It has begun...

Gemz said on: 2010-01-08 02:55 pm
5220 Days, 23 Hrs, 33 Min, 23 Sec ago

Will she start at 2012?

Decemberish?

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DrakenRahl said on: 2010-01-08 03:02 pm
5220 Days, 23 Hrs, 26 Min, 42 Sec ago

Are you sure she wasn't just asking for neopolitan ice cream?

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FireStarter said on: 2010-01-08 06:23 pm
5220 Days, 20 Hrs, 5 Min, 43 Sec ago

She speaks very well for a 3 year old... She did not ask for ice cream lol.

DrakenRahl said on: 2010-01-08 08:07 pm
5220 Days, 18 Hrs, 21 Min, 4 Sec ago

Hey, come on.. It's me, Panis. You can be honest. =p

But in all seriousness, how did that conversation come about? Did someone accuse her of being Jesus? lol

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Hellraiser said on: 2010-02-18 01:02 am
5180 Days, 13 Hrs, 26 Min, 34 Sec ago

Where FS has failed, the spawn of FS and Nissa shall not.

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I win.

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_ElessaR_ said on: 2010-02-18 09:36 am
5180 Days, 4 Hrs, 51 Min, 52 Sec ago

Maybe she thought that Napoleon is a cute cartoon character that likes to dance?

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One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
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Space-Monkey said on: 2010-02-19 01:28 am
5179 Days, 13 Hrs, 4 Sec ago

maybe she thought elessar should jump off a cliff

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MVP said on: 2010-02-19 02:16 am
5179 Days, 12 Hrs, 11 Min, 56 Sec ago

Tell her she should aspire to be Lord Nelson or Wellington, after all it was Wellington who killed Napoleon.

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_ElessaR_ said on: 2010-02-19 08:28 am
5179 Days, 6 Hrs, 14 Sec ago

Maybe she thought space-monkey wants to kill himself.

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Red (Tester) said on: 2010-02-19 05:53 pm
5178 Days, 20 Hrs, 35 Min, 26 Sec ago

Izzie is all grown up :)

Jing said on: 2010-02-19 05:59 pm
5178 Days, 20 Hrs, 29 Min, 27 Sec ago

Yes.
She probably already killed that monster under her bed with her bare hands.

Stoutn said on: 2010-02-19 05:59 pm
5178 Days, 20 Hrs, 28 Min, 57 Sec ago

We shall she what she plans for the world, in time.

_ElessaR_ said on: 2010-02-19 09:15 pm
5178 Days, 17 Hrs, 13 Min, 38 Sec ago

She must have killed that monster in the cupboard too.

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ShadyKnight (Mod) said on: 2010-02-22 01:47 pm
5176 Days, 40 Minutes, 53 Seconds ago

She didn't kill the monsters. She whooped their asses and slaved them out.

WeaponX (Mod) said on: 2010-02-22 05:09 pm
5175 Days, 21 Hrs, 19 Min, 16 Sec ago

I will eat your heart.

Ilidan said on: 2010-03-21 11:00 am
5149 Days, 3 Hrs, 27 Min, 48 Sec ago

You know...we all joked about how evil the baby would be when we found out that Nissa was pregnant.

...Who would have thought we would be right? That child is EVIL!

_ElessaR_ said on: 2010-03-23 09:31 am
5147 Days, 4 Hrs, 57 Min, 18 Sec ago

I will take your heart

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