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The Horrible Life Of Kapa.. 20 replies

Kapa said on: 2007-03-30 03:31 am
4276 Days, 8 Hrs, 38 Min, 42 Sec ago
I broke my jaw today. I told my girlfriend to punch me in the face. And she did. And it broke. And she cried.

I went home and told my daddy and he called me a mean name and told me to stop slurring and drove me to a hospital. They said it wasn't broken. That I sprained it. Is that even possible?

But yeah.. I got two black eyes and it's horrible. Considering my girlfriend is only 4 foot 10 and 90 pounds.

Jeany said on: 2007-03-30 04:30 am
4276 Days, 7 Hrs, 39 Min, 55 Sec ago
nice got beat up by a jailbait
Red (Tester) said on: 2007-03-30 05:33 am
4276 Days, 6 Hrs, 36 Min, 16 Sec ago
I WANT TO PLAY!!!12123

O.o' Is this serious. For if it r, sorryies V_V
DrakenRahl said on: 2007-03-30 08:08 am
4276 Days, 4 Hrs, 1 Min, 42 Sec ago
I've never broken my jaw, but I didn't know you got black eyes from it :P

I knew you'd get a couple from a broken nose..
SilverSurfer said on: 2007-03-30 10:57 am
4276 Days, 1 Hr, 12 Min, 45 Sec ago
Let's get this straight, she puunched you in the face and you supposedy got a sprained jaw and two black eyes from it?
Jing said on: 2007-03-30 11:26 am
4276 Days, 43 Minutes, 12 Seconds ago
womens are crazy, evil, twisted, and insanily strong...
DrakenRahl said on: 2007-03-30 11:58 am
4276 Days, 11 Minutes, 58 Seconds ago
Jing (Vip) said on: 03/30/07 12:26 pm
(28 Minutes, 17 Seconds ago)
womens are crazy, evil, twisted, and insanily strong...

they can be crazy, evil and insane, but they're not strong...

once when I was drunk I let a girl i knew who was drunk too punch me in the face twice as hard as she could.. don't ask why I let her, but she had a ring on each finger and I didn't get hurt.

She wasn't short either, she was about 5'9.
Jing said on: 2007-03-30 12:25 pm
4275 Days, 23 Hrs, 44 Min, 59 Sec ago
you were wearing a helmet ^^
DrakenRahl said on: 2007-03-30 12:37 pm
4275 Days, 23 Hrs, 32 Min, 36 Sec ago
foiled again.
AK47 said on: 2007-03-30 01:36 pm
4275 Days, 22 Hrs, 33 Min, 9 Sec ago

*LOL @ helmet comment*
...that sucks kapa! you got beat up by a girl! =P
Kapa said on: 2007-03-30 03:58 pm
4275 Days, 20 Hrs, 11 Min, 14 Sec ago
I'm supposed to be a tough guy =(.

But yeah. I got two black eyes. This happened before when I got punched in the cheek at school.. but I won that fight =P. I always get black eyes, except if you punch me in the temple, then I die.
Entity-Neo said on: 2007-03-30 04:21 pm
4275 Days, 19 Hrs, 48 Min, 47 Sec ago
Id dump your ass
Kapa said on: 2007-03-30 06:38 pm
4275 Days, 17 Hrs, 31 Min, 53 Sec ago
I still surprise her with a kick to the box.. Relationship still going good =P
SilverSurfer said on: 2007-03-30 07:38 pm
4275 Days, 16 Hrs, 31 Min, 53 Sec ago
So you just happen to get black eyes when you get punched in various other parts of your body...? So if a chick was to sack you, you'd wake up with two black eyes? If you were to have been sawed in half, your dead corpse would be sporting two shiners?
GuildaMage said on: 2007-03-30 09:27 pm
4275 Days, 14 Hrs, 43 Min, 1 Sec ago
If a chick hit him in the nuts hed have two black "eyes" all right.

Seriously..thats a doomed relationship. She decks kick her in her fillopian tubes. Whats next..gonna rip her ovaries out and slap her with them.

You both need counselling.
TinaMiaz said on: 2007-03-31 12:21 am
4275 Days, 11 Hrs, 48 Min, 47 Sec ago
Kapa said on: 2007-04-01 07:32 pm
4273 Days, 16 Hrs, 37 Min, 40 Sec ago
I don't actually kick her in the box. Gosh.

This is like.. the only time she's punched me in the face =P
Jing said on: 2007-04-02 02:04 am
4273 Days, 10 Hrs, 5 Min, 44 Sec ago
don't 10 year love experience (Minus 9 years) tells me that the worse part is over and the only way you can get away from her is become the world's last eurnch!
Kapa said on: 2007-04-02 06:57 am
4273 Days, 5 Hrs, 12 Min, 16 Sec ago
Eunuch or eurnch? Cause like.. Dude.
Jing said on: 2007-04-02 10:04 am
4273 Days, 2 Hrs, 6 Min, 1 Sec ago
Nightkiller said on: 2007-04-03 04:43 am
4272 Days, 7 Hrs, 26 Min, 35 Sec ago
/me thinks this thread is funny
i should have read general forums a LONG time a go