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The Horrible Life Of Kapa.. 20 replies

Kapa said on: 2007-03-30 03:31 am
6477 Days, 6 Hrs, 11 Min, 55 Sec ago

I broke my jaw today. I told my girlfriend to punch me in the face. And she did. And it broke. And she cried.

I went home and told my daddy and he called me a mean name and told me to stop slurring and drove me to a hospital. They said it wasn't broken. That I sprained it. Is that even possible?

But yeah.. I got two black eyes and it's horrible. Considering my girlfriend is only 4 foot 10 and 90 pounds.

ANYWAYS.. WHO WANTS TO PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT?! =D

Jeany said on: 2007-03-30 04:30 am
6477 Days, 5 Hrs, 13 Min, 8 Sec ago

nice got beat up by a jailbait

Red (Tester) said on: 2007-03-30 05:33 am
6477 Days, 4 Hrs, 9 Min, 29 Sec ago

I WANT TO PLAY!!!12123

O.o' Is this serious. For if it r, sorryies V_V

DrakenRahl said on: 2007-03-30 08:08 am
6477 Days, 1 Hr, 34 Min, 55 Sec ago

I've never broken my jaw, but I didn't know you got black eyes from it :P

I knew you'd get a couple from a broken nose..

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SilverSurfer said on: 2007-03-30 10:57 am
6476 Days, 22 Hrs, 45 Min, 58 Sec ago

Let's get this straight, she puunched you in the face and you supposedy got a sprained jaw and two black eyes from it?

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Jing said on: 2007-03-30 11:26 am
6476 Days, 22 Hrs, 16 Min, 25 Sec ago

womens are crazy, evil, twisted, and insanily strong...

DrakenRahl said on: 2007-03-30 11:58 am
6476 Days, 21 Hrs, 45 Min, 11 Sec ago

Jing (Vip) said on: 03/30/07 12:26 pm
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womens are crazy, evil, twisted, and insanily strong...

they can be crazy, evil and insane, but they're not strong...

once when I was drunk I let a girl i knew who was drunk too punch me in the face twice as hard as she could.. don't ask why I let her, but she had a ring on each finger and I didn't get hurt.

She wasn't short either, she was about 5'9.

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Jing said on: 2007-03-30 12:25 pm
6476 Days, 21 Hrs, 18 Min, 12 Sec ago

you were wearing a helmet ^^

DrakenRahl said on: 2007-03-30 12:37 pm
6476 Days, 21 Hrs, 5 Min, 49 Sec ago

foiled again.

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AK47 said on: 2007-03-30 01:36 pm
6476 Days, 20 Hrs, 6 Min, 22 Sec ago

*LOL @ helmet comment*
...that sucks kapa! you got beat up by a girl! =P

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Kapa said on: 2007-03-30 03:58 pm
6476 Days, 17 Hrs, 44 Min, 27 Sec ago

I'm supposed to be a tough guy =(.

But yeah. I got two black eyes. This happened before when I got punched in the cheek at school.. but I won that fight =P. I always get black eyes, except if you punch me in the temple, then I die.

Entity-Neo said on: 2007-03-30 04:21 pm
6476 Days, 17 Hrs, 22 Min, 0 Sec ago

Id dump your ass
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Kapa said on: 2007-03-30 06:38 pm
6476 Days, 15 Hrs, 5 Min, 6 Sec ago

I still surprise her with a kick to the box.. Relationship still going good =P

SilverSurfer said on: 2007-03-30 07:38 pm
6476 Days, 14 Hrs, 5 Min, 6 Sec ago

So you just happen to get black eyes when you get punched in various other parts of your body...? So if a chick was to sack you, you'd wake up with two black eyes? If you were to have been sawed in half, your dead corpse would be sporting two shiners?

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GuildaMage said on: 2007-03-30 09:27 pm
6476 Days, 12 Hrs, 16 Min, 14 Sec ago

If a chick hit him in the nuts hed have two black "eyes" all right.

Seriously..thats a doomed relationship. She decks you..you kick her in her fillopian tubes. Whats next..gonna rip her ovaries out and slap her with them.

You both need counselling.

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TinaMiaz said on: 2007-03-31 12:21 am
6476 Days, 9 Hrs, 22 Min, 0 Sec ago

........

Kapa said on: 2007-04-01 07:32 pm
6474 Days, 14 Hrs, 10 Min, 53 Sec ago

I don't actually kick her in the box. Gosh.

This is like.. the only time she's punched me in the face =P

Jing said on: 2007-04-02 02:04 am
6474 Days, 7 Hrs, 38 Min, 57 Sec ago

gosh!
don't worry...my 10 year love experience (Minus 9 years) tells me that the worse part is over and the only way you can get away from her is become the world's last eurnch!

Kapa said on: 2007-04-02 06:57 am
6474 Days, 2 Hrs, 45 Min, 29 Sec ago

Eunuch or eurnch? Cause like.. Dude.

Jing said on: 2007-04-02 10:04 am
6473 Days, 23 Hrs, 39 Min, 14 Sec ago

*enurch

Nightkiller said on: 2007-04-03 04:43 am
6473 Days, 4 Hrs, 59 Min, 48 Sec ago

/me thinks this thread is funny
i should have read general forums a LONG time a go

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