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It's been awhile since the last one of these... Some of the old competitors, ShadyKnight, AK47, Remix, SPAZZA, ya'll are welcome to join in.

No rules, just remember not to take anything personal, this is meant as creative literature.

I'll start it off with a lil one at kinda where we left off...

Let me start this off with a bell and a whistle
I'll have you wicked witch of the south es doin drills in my piss yo
the smell of my pee will drive you crazy
but it's better then the smell of your girl carrying my dead baby
Maybe you would like to take a shot at me
Maybe you would like to suk my cok for free
Get in line, you might have to fight with fbg
I'm tired of all the wankers playin like they hard
when AK47 can't get rid of em pokemon cards
I can picture him now, playing in my backyard wearing a flourescent leotard don't even start
I won't pump bullets in your chest, at best
I'll pump some life into ya cuz you have none left
It's theft, thinking you can rap using canibus's rhymes
to bad you're so sad, you can't produce one bar with your own mind
I wish I could say something good about you kid
But the only thing good bout you is when you end that post with a period, now go on now and get yourself a bib, looks like the lil tike just puked up the trophy lid for winning the award of nations biggest idiot

Like Sidz said, don't get offended. I'm not going to be nice.


Oh snap, I'm back to write another whack rap
I'm so phat I don't need to dis, and that's a fact
So class, in the time I've been gone, I've been evolving
But here at NetNexus, y'all are just straight revolving
Doing 180's and goin back where you started
Are you trying to be XiaoDaoye, and fake being retarded?
Is it hard like hard dick? I'm hittin on target
Tired of little punks always faking like they hard shxt
I'm smart, kid; been around the block and back
And before I wrote this rap I put Surrey on the map
I'm not black, but I write; so call me ShadyKnight
I'm not Eminem-like 'cause he's a feminine dyke
I'll grab the mic and strike you, hype you like you dyin'
When I fight you, might do right to stop cryin'
Dry your eyes and calm your pride, I'm just mashing the words
But you know what has occured. You just got curbed by a nerd.
Using puns and verbs instead of guns and fists
So if you're getting hurt, please don't get too pissed
When I spit a potent rap, it's just to entertain me
So I'ma end it quick with "your bxtches wanna bang me"

"Doing 180's and goin back where you started
Are you trying to be XiaoDaoye, and fake being retarded?" - That was the best!!

yo,
i dare you to spit with me
in the crystal desert align
where ill spit a line and leave you
20 minutes behind
Aka Me The prophetic prophecy
whos got his mind on his money
and his money on his mind
also with the heart of 20 MCee's
and Never Scared of Decorated Military G's
Because i can inpail punches harder
then russia when it was struck
by a failed experiment by nikola tesla in Tunguska
So homie if thats not a rhyme Busta
then lemme see the other 40 tones
of weed and i got Sum TnT
we'll Blow up our Enemies
and get High for weeks
bustin bricks and
selling them to dealers on the streets
ill leave you in shambles
like dead deceased mammels
leave yo mother weeping
because i set up a fake accident with a camel
so you just continue to ramble on
talkin licoln log like you's on sum
gold mine spitting a quick
but remember when you mess with me
i got powers of Extrodanary G's
with the ability to please
anyone women who clearly see's
that im a golden rapper
with a dick so strong
that i dont need no candy wrapper
coverin it, cause condoms
bust when i pop in her clit
leavin rubber in her pussy
like sum yeast infection poo poo ..
so remember wicked witch of the south ,
if you really wanna snitch
you'll get scoped out
befor hugging your kids
and its all because of me
the Good ol G
Whos' freestylin rhymes
since 1993
And witnessed like
20 murders befor age 13
BORN IN BOSNIA
WITH A GUN TO MY FACE
i was a male so i was destined to get laced,
in the place, where a hate war conflict started.
seperating familes and making us departted,
fo years or life...
if you werent luckyenough to get away withyo kids and yo wife

omg $#!@ this chat filter stuff SO FAIL NO KIDS PLAY ON THIS SITE STUPID MODS WTF ARE U TALKING ABOUT GOD DAMN

ROFL LMFAO after reading over taht rhyme with the censors in it thats i love you hilarious

"so remember wicked witch of the south ,
if you really wanna snitch" LOL WTF made me laugh to hard gg

This my first time rappin but imma try to put up a fight
And go for the knock out like Ali on fight night
These raps are wack so I apologize in advance
Maybe yall can point out where I need to enhance
I bet Shady can help with 'enhancement', he swings a 'big epeen'
The only time 'b1tches wanna bang him' is in his dreams
'I thought it was real' is what he said when he woke up
Forcing himself to go back to sleep, because he can't get enough
Well let me give you a little taste of reality
show you my way of life, guns, assault and battery
I'm gonna have you three for dinner
Just like nations I won't stop til I'm tagged winner
No e-thuggin online, but I keep it 100% offline,
you users don't understand,
I'll genocide all Bosnians
Skully is feared like afghans,
I'm not talkin bout Shady when I say I'm from the TaliBAN
My team we'll leave you under the sand
Empty ya pockets, Take what we want, that's the plan
Take ya girl and her friends, leave you left wit ya hand
Rape ya mother and cum all in her face
After I'm done my team empty out ya place
Heard ya sister suck dixk so imma get her too
Slap her with the coxk, piss on her grill when I'm through
I treat sluts like dirt so your sister will get stepped on
If you thought I came here to play nice, well you dead wrong
I'll rob your house, but lyric theft is the real crime
I'll steal your girl but never steal your rhymes
I murder on my mind I prophecise Homicides,
I'm not afraid to do something that might hinder me.
I'm not a gangsta, I just have violent tendencies.
Envision putting the gun your head & blowing-out ya memories
Just because I know you online don't mean you a real friend of me
You all enemies, and I'm full of hate
Wont hesistate, to blow out ya brain
Not just lyrically, I'm litterally insane
and I'll eat any rapper tryna mention my name
If you not Skully then you part of the food chain
And I'm hungry you lookin like my next meal
Are you gonna give it up, what's the deal?
Anyone lookin like they cakin it, I'm takin it
I show no remorse, and i will resort to using force
Don't resist or I might crack ya egghead, have ya insides leaking like yolk
I need my daily dose of death, I get high off gunsmoke
I might kill you anyway even if you hand it over
Addicted to murder and right now I'm sober
Netnexus is dying slowly, this sh1t is sad to see
Act hard on my block you end up 'just another casualty'
I don't believe in god so I'm quick to sin
I run sh1t around here, call me the admin
Like a nightelf I camouflage, I blend in with the hood but I do not hide
I fuxk everything up and disappear, like SeanM or Jeanguy
If you not from my block, you better show ID
Stay away from my hood unless you a VIP
Like a monks dixk you soft and limp
I hang with the big dogs, you food like shrimp
Don't float around new york, its full of sharks and gators
I regulate the site and I keep the blue on me like a moderator
I'm talkin bout my gun, I call it the blue steel
I'm just keepin it real, you swim in my waters you get baited
And exterminated, Unlike netnexus, you get no warnings before your terminated
I'm not afraid of death, We all made of flesh, everybody bleeds, everybody scars
Out here no one cares about ya ID # or how old you are
You both bitxhes I'm talkin to Sideo and Shady
Turn you two from friends to foe quick, that's what I call 'doin a 180'
We so come fight me, we'll see whos cryin,
You think I'm lyin'?
I'm delivering low blows, in my world anythings legal
I got ya vitamins, fill ya brain with iron, im talkin about my desert eagle
I watched my friend die before my eyes, yall just watching counterstrike
You are not hard, like a faggot tryna fuxk with a dyke
I stay hard, me plus your girl, you do the math
I aint really a killer I just got the mind of a psychopath
A sociopath, crazy but not retarded like xiao or warbeast
I just won't be content until I'm champ, I don't accept defeat
You cats just luke-warm, I'm bringing the heat
Don't be mad when its all said and done
At the end of the day I'm just tryna have fun

I tried :(

Ha, never thought I'd see another one of these...


Hold up and wait a second, rewind the tape
Because everything I've seen so far looks half-ass fake
ShadyKnight back in the game, its good to see you my friend
But Remix has just arrived to steal your glory again
It's been a few years so I'm just a little rusty
But these rusty ass rhymes are still better than yours, trust me
Implant my words into your brain like I'm a habit
Meanwhile Mr.Shady is running around like he's B-Rabbit
And yes, that WAS an Eminem pun
Now it's time to back off from Shady, the damage is already done
But this Bosnian fellow, who the fxck are you?
Don't tell me terrorists are starting to rap too?
Spitting out rhymes about camels and bombs
This guy aint had pussy since he came outta his mom
Remix, Remixed, Mix0rlat0r too
If you don't know these names, you're either retarded or new
Now Skully, that shxt was long and pretty weak
Reminded me of Malibu's Most Wanted, this kids a fxcking geek
Talking about keeping it real hard offline
When the only thing hard is your dick after hearing some of that Keven Federline shxt
Put on that Remix spin, I'm dropping bombs of the lyrical proporition
Doing this shxt again, no white noise or distortion
Look at your jaws drop, look at your ears bleed
Look at those eyes wide open like this is the shxt you need
Don't try to hustle around me, you'll get knocked out
You feel that brass across your face and we don't stop till the bones pop out
But I already know theres gonna be some hatin', it happens
So I'll go ahead and reply to your shxt with a "Fxck you all, go play in traffic".

Nice one Skully.


If you stayed til you got (Winner) you'd be here for an eternity
And that's the only line you're getting, to prove that there is no hurting me

I come equipped for rap. The only time I got passion's
when I'm writing up my raps to administer lashes
I'm a facist b@stard, master rap blaster
Disaster to those who tryin', I'm puttin' you through the plaster
Putting me out to pasture, kids can make me feel archaic
And you know I'm gonna say that when I hit the mic, I slay it
Damn; just 'cause I'm white, they think I'm from the Klan
I gave up the hustle after I made my first grand.
I'm the TaliBAN leader, and an esoteric reader
Couldn't catch up to me if you were on a land-speeder
Was a cheater, but that type of shxt will come back to haunt you
So I changed, which is why I'm really not here to taunt you.
I don't have to flaunt, dude, we're in a dead site
Damn rights I'm gonna hold back, at 3 o clock at night
Or it might be morning, but still there's no ignoring
Like you, I ban people to death without a warning
I'm lyrically storming, I finally found a nemesis
Set a precendence and only one guy has met it since
What kind of friend is this? He thinks I'm pissed from a rap?
I'm twentythree; I've seen more than you, and you be black!
And from New York, where the hardest players play
If you stray too far away you'd get gunned down in a day
From what they say, I smash lips with potent lethal tactics
I'm the only one in here that's made a crowd do backflips

SOS, SS your mouth needs to rest/
ima flip you upside down like the end of a test/
now guess who's back ready to put you down some/
you tryna "cum" at me is like fckin yourself, except you have none/
and thats where you fail punk, get it through your head/
youve already been plucked, now bird go back to bed/
ur balls got lost last time i ripped you apart/
now you coming back at me? 360, cause you end where you start/
you counter-productive, why dont you just accept the L/
cause reality is, im the only one ringing bells/
only pokemon i play is when im poking your mom/
go ahead and ask her, she's still deep-throating my jon/
and the only time you hear me say canibus is when i ask your gurl "can i bus?"/
SS, go ahead, keep testing your luck/
and youre right, you stay pumping when you see me; thats cause your heart starts to shake/
truth is, when you see me, reality sets in and you see that youre fake/
now go pull a kanye and writes about some 808's and heartbreaks!

Yo skully, I don't mean to be bully, but you said this was your first
don't mean to bust your bubble, but it's also the worst
You can spit 30+ bars, and they all sound like what did I just step in
Go ahead, have my girl, but look at her clit
I tatooed instructions of how to get out of that pit
Your dick won't fit, mines left a big gap
You'll never have an audience that's clapped as hard as that
Matter fact, you may be black, we could call it an interacial
go ahead cum on her face, but I'll be the one giving you a facial
Learn your place yo and step back, I'll let my homie bosnian show you how hussein got hung in iraq, take a flak cannon while I'm back slammin your mom, I like them black, but only when they're doin my lawn
So I'ma leave you alone now, I got something for the AK
say hello to new york for me next time you go out on welfare day
So AK blessed me with his presence, I may be a bird, Yeah I read what you said, but even this cat couldnt roll with the pheasants if he was puttin cocaine on the bread, you fuked in teh head, you're an injured animal, I'm a cannibal, I'll eat your ass out then spit you out like a cannonball, fillet you like a salmon, I play punks like you like a game of back gammon, I'm plannin on wreckin you till your teared and stripped, leave you blowin steam like BC in round 66, but yeah who supported those troops? You were supposed to have his back, but you wanted to win, too afraid to do it yourself so you had me commit the sin, and just like em tests, here let me give you a pop quiz, the right answer is A) for you can't top this

And tooks, I ain't even gonna start on you, your like fart on glue, you still stink, but you do fill the void, you're like the missing link except your missing your dink, don't be annoyed. :P

Desideo said on: 01/10/09 6:19 pm
(17 Minutes, 20 Seconds ago)
Your dick won't fit, mines left a big gap

LOL WUT?

As in it's too small to fill the big gap.

or even fit in it.

SS you must be on that NY piff sh*t/
and you might even be OD twisted/
either way, sober up b*tch, im not phased/
cause 1 punch will leave you hungover for days/
when my "han mocking bird s", youll see a flying balled fist/
even will smith would say those were smashing hits/
b*tch just quit, i mean it, you suck and im not tryin/
babies in nursery school can see that youre not rhymin/
yadayadaya...you on some sesame street sh*t, but without the perk/
wack fck, ill stretch your neck long like "big bird"/
lies keeping sitting in your head and it keeps you off-track/
smash your face in non-fiction so you can straigten out your facts/
and you dare talk about my money status/
if you aint know before, stuntin for me is a habit/
youre a broke fck and your moneys all blown/
i aint seen "cred" this bad since defaulted student loans/
and yeah in round 66, i got that win/
you got 8th how many times? now let me think for a min/
you say you were 8th from 1st, but to me, youre 8th from worst/
kinda like your play, you pullin out 8's and im pullin out the "ace" at worse/
you remind me of a dumb jock and your life is on ice like youre playing hockey/
you know you wish you were me; you remind me of fax machines the way youre scanning for copies/
victory aint your chosen path, thought you had it in the bag but it isnt/
if you close-in on a win, its cause your so ass, it put itself outta business/

han-c*ck

Hey skully I'm still around!

Not aimed at anyone.

I'll never hate, ShadyKnight just debates the masses.
You can masturbate, it's great and time passes
Faster, but that's the only pleasure you're after.
I'm trying to find a life where I don't have to smash ya'.
Have ta' rap backwards: Prosper never actors.
Master Comedy I'm 'cause get I what is laughter.
Now I'm straight back ta' rappin' straight tracks;
I won't dis, 'cause I can tell that y'all would hate that.
Above all, I face facts, and write new rhyme schemes.
Hatred beams, 'cause I'm tired of people that fight in teams.
You think that the Knight is mean? I'd hope that it's right to dream;
And let off a life of steam, so strong that I might just scream.
Hell, it seems like everybody around is astounded.
Confounded by media lies that have been pounded
Into you, and I can't be around it.
I'm a juggalo, but that don't mean that you can call me a clown, kid.
You lost it, I found it; you're lyrically surrounded.
Intelligence never settlin' 'til I'm movin' mountains.
So close your mouth, kids, 'cause I won't take crap.
Go rap your trash smack to someone who does it back.
I say that I'm on the map, but truly we know I'm bluffin'
But I can still outwit you by saying and doing nothing.
So make with the pickle buffin', it's time that you learned your place.
Like my homie Kron says: "My dick, your face"
"My chick, your place" is what you'll be cursin'
When you burst in the bedroom just as I'm burstin'
In your girlies mouth. And before she can swallow it,
She kisses you on the tongue, she's giving you all of it.
Now that's what I call a bxtch! The worst type of download.
My load down your throat; a file transfer overload.
I just explode when I really feel like writin'
I'm a rap titan, there's no stoppin' the ShadyKnight 'n'
I won't quit. So stop trying to make me give a shxt.
No matter what you kids throw out, I can handle it.
I'm bustin', digsutin', a topic that's dicussed in
A lot of crazy places, because my homies trust and
Spread the word. They don't seem to think it's absurd
That I could help to change the world with my adjectives and verbs.
You'd think that I'd be disturbed, if you knew what I've been through.
You'd know that I've seen you in the face of every street-dude.
I try to keep rude thoughts off my mind, G.
I know I get out of line so you don't have to remind me.
Dude, I'm C! I keep it cool and relaxed
Always kicking it back and trying to write some new tracks
Do rap and NetNexus go hand-in-hand? Well,
If you actually read this thread then I'm sure that you could tell

LoL You talkin to the babies at the nursery again?
Ya know, flirtin with the toddlers, grabbing their gens
Fuking sik brother of mine , the babies aren't your friends
And quit playing with em dolls dude, don't do that with Ken
Barbie might get mad and barney might get jealous of that licoln log you two had
sticking his purple dik in your mouth, he's like: "Just like his dad"
I'll save the body bag and wrap you up in glad
tag your toe, send you off to the lab
coroner saw your clothes and was like: "Oh Gap"
then he saw your face which he then started to stab
Hung your body up and used it to improve his jab
scientists looked at your crotch and didn't find one nad
You see no one likes you, you're like yesterdays fad
even the taxi's hate you, that's why you can't catch a cab
I ain't hatin on your race, but you're why they made maxi pads
Noah made an arc for the flood in a panic
He saved every single animal including the hispanics
so now back to the point, you was talking bout will smith
what six degrees of seperation wasn't gay enough for you b!tch?
I'm sorry to wound you, mind you, I'll beat you bloody
but did I mention money? your raps got more holes in it then godfathers sonny
And yeah I'm broke, don't got a dime to spare
spent all my cash on buying you a pair
I swear, I'll mop the floor with your hair
cuz I clean the building out whenever I'm here
Yeah I know it's not fair
you can complain to your mother but she probably don't care
5 bucks says she'd tie you up to a chair
strap a flare to your balls and let it flop around in the air
comparing yourself to me everyday in the mirror
saying you wanna be like me, man that makes me shed a tear
thinkin you're a factor, you're already casper
I'm a tractor, I'll run over your house and piss on it after
the laughter coming from the heavens above
heard god and moses sayin that they're gonna eat you for grub
and crap you out in the spiritual sh!tter, spiraling down the tube faster then that movie called glitter, but I gotta say one thing though You aren't a quitter, it's just too bad the only thing you can win is Nations, and that's why you're bitter, got in trouble from the babysitter for eating kitty litter
knocked out by your granny for trying to hit her
put your head in a leglock and she's like "Son, it's time for dinner" and you didn't get thinner, that's for sure, next time I looked you were all over her
Now let me cut this off cuz it's getting kinda gross
fuk it, I'll devour your ass like bagel and toast
put you in the oven to roast,
got you even hungry and licoln log your a ghost
Thought you came close with that last post
but man it's a hoax, you musta had too many tokes
cuz I just hanged your ass out to dry just like I'm supposed

you cant fck with this SS and to anyone else, im daring em/
your text game's so ugly, it makes your face jealous in comparison/
youre no competition, just look at your rhymes/
and you should feel sorry for wasting my time/
see your rhymes a bore; try throwing punches that might land/
cause you couldnt make a verse entertaining, typing with a hype man/
i think its about time that i finish you off properly/
your rhymes are worthless, kinda like detroit-state property/
and i know im breaking you down like car parts, the way i wreck you to pieces/
but no worries sideo, your general motor's facetious/
only pair you have is when you fail before and after/
i love you glad, you killing yourself would make me happier/
man, ive been won this, i dont even know why i bother/
you make me that sick, my words be coughing at eachother/
and dont knock me homie, cause you dont really know me boss/
one glare on the street will have you clutching the cross/
and im casper cause b*tch, you could never see me/
and only time youre consistent, is when your losing's on repeat/
and you should know, rap just aint your thing/
only time youre affiliated is when you got 50 cent in your g-string/
i told you before, youre a bird and thats the truth/
you one of them broads getting tagged up like duck, duck, goose/
ill rip yah in pre-school mode, like roses are red and violets are blue/
i showed up for this battle; where the f*ck were you dude?/
im shooting blanks for fun and your still sweating my gun/
im 1st in Nations, and in life, im 2nd to none/
im always on top and it wont change with pratice/
call me crazy, i wouldnt trade my straight jacket for your wackness/
and youre more than just an act b*tch, your tamed like circus bears/
my bars' are hard d*ck, and your p*ssy makes us the perfect pair/
fagg*t, thats probably why you keep "cuming"/
the way im "beating" you in the battle, its no wonder why you keep acting funny/
and youll devour that ass like bagel and toast?/
oh, no wonder, cause both of them are going down your throat/
but enough is enough, this was my last bust/
SS's so p*ssy, its humiliating to say youre the opposite of rough/

fck glad*

Oh sweet! text battles! Ill battle anyone who has also put out an album and a music video. any challengers?

LOL! Stephen, I'm the only other person that has released an album, and you'd kill me! I got some local friends (read: musicians) that don't even believe I know you!

My band plays next week!

I gave up on the keystyle, not solely because of it, but because I also gave up on a lot of things recently. Things I used to do on my spare time that I no longer need. I guess I brought this[text battles] back because I missed the old ones, but I can no longer enjoy them as I used to.

It was fun while it lasted, I enjoyed the creativity displayed here. There was never really an official battle as there were no judges, that, I am sure we are all aware of, just random blows and shots at each other, but you all did good. But if I were to have to pick one, it would have to be Skully's because that hit hard in a few spots to be honest, and it was funny, but maybe not as soundly structured as Shady's.

I would also have to appologise for my racial comments, those were unnecessary. In actuality, I am not racist at all. In fact, one of my favourite rappers is Hispanic.

Komrade(Happyguy) - Congrats, you guys are good artists, I remember listening to the stuff you posted on Nexopia before you officially came out with Brothers Grimm, keep it up!

And nothing personal to teh gun! I actually love this kid, one of the people I like here.

LOL...no offense taken! it was fun while it lasted!

*retires again*

Corey: That licoln log is funny as i love you . Ill take a sign picture or something or send you an autographed album lmao!!!

Desideo: Thanks man we continue to build.

Make sure to check out Brothers Grim @ Facebook fan page.

well let lemme lay it down you clown

ima gunna sound crunk

Fact: My last lines were gettin' kinda wack;
But I guess that's what I get for spittin' while I take a nap.
I could be in the bath and still bust your verse in half;
I laugh at the fact that people need effort to rap.
'Cause my tactic's ass-kick, and get sarcastic later
It get's drastic fast kid, I'm here to casket haters.
I'm a dominater when it comes down to written rhymes.
If I took my time, you'll be sure I'd be gettin' mine.
I've only started to grind. I've just conquered my shine.
But I'll tell ya, these lines are all that's on my mind lately,
And it make's you want to hate me.
"How can Shady really be crazy?
He's nerdy like a white Wayne Brady"
I'm not insane, crazy, psychotic or mental
I just live in Surrey, like seven blocks from Central.
There's no parental advisory when I write rhymes
Most of the time, unless there's something on my mind
And it's making me think thoughts that run the negativity tip.
I'm not gonna stop 'til I see lucidity drip
From the walls and the ceiling, and since we're up in a chatroom
Don't think you guys will be hearing the end of that soon.
I'm past goonin' around and being a clown
I'm here to astound, while never taking ANYbody down.
If you haven't noticed by now, I never mention names.
If you think the tension's aimed at ya', you've got you to blame.
I only bring the shame to people that openly take it;
Is it MY fault if I'm great and you hate it?
And if you're glad that I "made it" when I hit the top,
You can avoid the flames from the spits that I'll drop.
I know I'm hot when it comes down to verbal play,
Drop top lyrics so heavy they smash your vertibrate.
I got words to say for long periods.
Months and years I could keep doing this, I'm serious.
But I'm curious to hear how it's gonna sound
So I'ma post this now, and end this with a "PEACE OUT!"

shady..you are at no level to be dissing eminem.

That line was actually making fun of people that dis me based on my looks. Read into it a bit more.

This song (added onto another) will be released on my site soon, under teh moniker Sick-6-6