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Cursed Wish 71 replies

Jing said on: 2009-09-06 08:06 pm
3023 Days, 10 Hrs, 48 Min, 41 Sec ago
The original thread was created a while back and was probably deleted when the general forum was created.

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By Scytherboom.

You write a wish, then the next person replies with a downside to the wish.

Ex: I say, "I wish for immortality". The next person responds with something like, "Granted, but it will be awfully boring floating around in space after the universe is no more." Then that person writes a new wish.

In the event that two posts reply to the same wish, only the first one will be used. The second post will be ignored.

I'll start:

I wish for immortality.
WeaponX (Mod) said on: 2009-09-06 08:15 pm
3023 Days, 10 Hrs, 39 Min, 53 Sec ago
Granted, but it will be boring when your floating around in nothing when the universe collapses on itself blah blah blah.

I wish I my very own midgit.

[Added at 09/06/2009 21:16:36 by WeaponX]
I wish I had my very own midgit*.
Peygan999 said on: 2009-09-06 09:56 pm
3023 Days, 8 Hrs, 58 Min, 13 Sec ago
Granted, but I don't come cheap.

I wish for a license to kill! xP
PFC-Hepburn said on: 2009-09-06 09:58 pm
3023 Days, 8 Hrs, 56 Min, 27 Sec ago
Granted, but that midget will have several bad diseases.



I wish I had a super talent.

[Added at 09/06/2009 23:00:34 by PFC-Hepburn]
IGNORE THIS ONE!
PFC-Hepburn said on: 2009-09-06 10:00 pm
3023 Days, 8 Hrs, 54 Min, 38 Sec ago
Granted, but you can only kill ants!



I wish for a super talent.
ShadowLord69 said on: 2009-09-07 02:33 am
3023 Days, 4 Hrs, 21 Min, 32 Sec ago
granted but it is at attracting std's.

I wish to be forgotten.
Elmy said on: 2009-09-07 03:28 am
3023 Days, 3 Hrs, 26 Min, 16 Sec ago
Granted, but that's a lie. Everyone wants to be remembered. That is immortality in today's world. Being forgotten means your life meant nothing.



I wish for the answer to every question.
Rhunyc said on: 2009-09-07 08:01 am
3022 Days, 22 Hrs, 53 Min, 11 Sec ago
Granted, but you'd probably learn a lot of terrible things that could cause you to go insane.

I wish to be truly happy.
Nataku said on: 2009-09-07 10:41 am
3022 Days, 20 Hrs, 13 Min, 40 Sec ago
granted, bt you will be so happy you'll give all your money away


i wish i had a sandwich
WeaponX (Mod) said on: 2009-09-07 11:15 am
3022 Days, 19 Hrs, 38 Min, 59 Sec ago
Granted, but depending where you got it from it could be festering with maggots or some kind of odd green ooze.

I wish I had a cure to all diseases.
Peygan999 said on: 2009-09-07 12:12 pm
3022 Days, 18 Hrs, 42 Min, 16 Sec ago
Granted, but the population get out of control and mass starvation occurs.

I wish I had a better job.
WeaponX (Mod) said on: 2009-09-07 01:06 pm
3022 Days, 17 Hrs, 48 Min, 29 Sec ago
Granted, but eventually you would get tired of that job and be wishing for a better job, reoccuring the cycle of ongoing better job wishing. :P

I wish I were a millionaire.
Stoutn said on: 2009-09-07 02:06 pm
3022 Days, 16 Hrs, 48 Min, 30 Sec ago
Granted, But everyoe asks you for money until you lose it, kill everyone, and are locked up for life with a guy actually named Bubba.



I wish for some Linoln Logs.
Jing said on: 2009-09-07 06:42 pm
3022 Days, 12 Hrs, 12 Min, 37 Sec ago
Granted, but they'll drop out of the sky and bash your head in.

I wish Aerith/Aeris didn't die in Final Fantasy 7.
Stoutn said on: 2009-09-07 07:10 pm
3022 Days, 11 Hrs, 44 Min, 48 Sec ago
Granted, but he dies in FFXIII

I wish Robert Jordan was still alive.
KRIEGTIER said on: 2009-09-09 08:15 pm
3020 Days, 10 Hrs, 39 Min, 21 Sec ago
granted, but he will disown his books forever and insult his fans.


I wish I had a smaller cock.
Stoutn said on: 2009-09-10 06:49 am
3020 Days, 5 Minutes, 53 Seconds ago
Granted, but even the Asians laugh at you now.


I wish I was playing Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time right now.
Nataku said on: 2009-09-11 11:06 am
3018 Days, 19 Hrs, 48 Min, 2 Sec ago
granted but you wll be distracted from netnexus

i wish i had some jing right now
Rhunyc said on: 2009-09-11 11:19 am
3018 Days, 19 Hrs, 35 Min, 33 Sec ago
Granted but Jing would probably not want you. And that would just make it rape.

I wish I made the best wish in this thread.
Stoutn said on: 2009-09-11 12:54 pm
3018 Days, 18 Hrs, 2 Sec ago
Access Denied.
Jing said on: 2009-09-11 01:09 pm
3018 Days, 17 Hrs, 45 Min, 52 Sec ago
Granted. You now lack a penis!

I wish for immortality, the ability to bend reality, and the ability to press the universal reset button.
Stoutn said on: 2009-09-11 09:50 pm
3018 Days, 9 Hrs, 4 Min, 3 Sec ago
Granted, but you made three wishes at once/in a row canceling them all out, you now own the universe $1 trillion


I wish for someone to get online and make me less bored.

[Added at 09/11/2009 22:51:27 by Stoutn]
What you get for not reading fine print. Let that be a life lesson. :D
_ElessaR_ said on: 2009-09-13 09:03 am
3016 Days, 21 Hrs, 51 Min, 56 Sec ago
Granted, but the one who came online was Nataku, and he e-raped you.

I wish I am God.
Nataku said on: 2009-09-13 02:39 pm
3016 Days, 16 Hrs, 15 Min, 54 Sec ago
granted but you are not real


i wish i had some weed
Stoutn said on: 2009-09-13 03:58 pm
3016 Days, 14 Hrs, 56 Min, 40 Sec ago
Granted, but you can't smoke weed ever again.

I wish I had a new cell
Red (Tester) said on: 2009-09-13 04:39 pm
3016 Days, 14 Hrs, 15 Min, 20 Sec ago
Granted, but then you have to transfer all your numbers and you are lazy.

I wish the people I hate would leave me alone!!!
Stoutn said on: 2009-09-13 05:36 pm
3016 Days, 13 Hrs, 18 Min, 10 Sec ago
Granted, but the people you like become the people you hate, in essence everyone leaves you alone and you go insane from being so alone for all of time.

I wish for an M&M cookie
DrakenRahl said on: 2009-09-13 11:53 pm
3016 Days, 7 Hrs, 1 Min, 49 Sec ago
Granted, but the M&M's will actually be Skittles, leaving you with a great new product which makes you millions and you become corrupted.

I wish I had a soft boiled egg.
Stoutn said on: 2009-09-14 07:55 am
3015 Days, 22 Hrs, 59 Min, 25 Sec ago
Granted, but its rotten, and biting into it makes you puke on yourself in front of a cute girl you really like.


I wish Jing was a chick.
_ElessaR_ said on: 2009-09-14 07:58 am
3015 Days, 22 Hrs, 56 Min, 17 Sec ago
Granted, but jing is a ladyboy chick.

I wish I have a subway sandwich.
Nataku said on: 2009-09-14 11:58 am
3015 Days, 18 Hrs, 56 Min, 38 Sec ago
granted but that subway sandwich is overstuffed

i wish i had some time alone with a ladyboy
DrakenRahl said on: 2009-09-14 12:37 pm
3015 Days, 18 Hrs, 17 Min, 23 Sec ago
Granted, but Jing isn't really a lady boy so you're dissapointed, he's actually a boy lady.

I wish the drivers door of my car wasn't smashed.

Stoutn said on: 2009-09-14 02:00 pm
3015 Days, 16 Hrs, 54 Min, 41 Sec ago
Granted, but the rest of your car is.

I wish I knew who RU X Massacre was on Xbox Live
Nataku said on: 2009-09-15 10:59 am
3014 Days, 19 Hrs, 55 Min, 54 Sec ago
granted but he pwns you at every xbox game


i wish i had blakes passwords
DrakenRahl said on: 2009-09-15 07:47 pm
3014 Days, 11 Hrs, 7 Min, 37 Sec ago
Granted, but NN crashes and you go insane.

I wish I got everything I wanted.
Nataku said on: 2009-09-16 10:39 am
3013 Days, 20 Hrs, 15 Min, 24 Sec ago
granted but you become spoiled and no one likes you


i wish i was a girl
Stoutn said on: 2009-09-16 02:34 pm
3013 Days, 16 Hrs, 20 Min, 22 Sec ago
Granted, but you sleep with everyone you see (small list excluded) and become a library of STD's

I wish I had a new wish.
Jing said on: 2009-09-16 08:28 pm
3013 Days, 10 Hrs, 26 Min, 42 Sec ago
Granted, but that allows me to choose what you wish for, and Stoutn, you are now my homosexual sex slave.

I wish I had a time machine.
Stoutn said on: 2009-09-16 08:33 pm
3013 Days, 10 Hrs, 21 Min, 46 Sec ago
Granted, but you go back before granting my wish losing a sex slave, lose your time machine to a monkey, and end up on a lonely desert island.

I wish Jing was unable to wish.
DrakenRahl said on: 2009-09-16 09:33 pm
3013 Days, 9 Hrs, 21 Min, 51 Sec ago
Granted, but he would become a doer not a dreamer, making him a go getter making you his sex slave.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.
Jing said on: 2009-09-16 10:27 pm
3013 Days, 8 Hrs, 27 Min, 47 Sec ago
Granted, but you have squandered your wish and so, you will not get anything.

I wish for a wish to end all wishes!
_ElessaR_ said on: 2009-09-17 12:41 am
3013 Days, 6 Hrs, 13 Min, 15 Sec ago
Granted, but when all wishes are ended, time ends too, and in the end you vanish from this universe.

I wish I have a Lambhorgini
ShadyKnight (Mod) said on: 2009-09-17 12:58 pm
3012 Days, 17 Hrs, 56 Min, 32 Sec ago
Granted, but you get too excited and crash it into an orphanage. You don't quite die, but your soul is dead forever.

I wish Kanye wasn't such a self-centered prick
_ElessaR_ said on: 2009-09-17 10:04 pm
3012 Days, 8 Hrs, 50 Min, 19 Sec ago
Granted, but Kanye lost too much of his self-centredness till he starts losing self-confidence too.

I wish I have free vip for life.
Stoutn said on: 2009-09-18 07:14 am
3011 Days, 23 Hrs, 40 Min, 36 Sec ago
Granted, but you are massed till you cant possibly rank while you have it.

I wish I could get paid for going to work without actually going to work lol
Nataku said on: 2009-09-18 10:52 am
3011 Days, 20 Hrs, 2 Min, 47 Sec ago
granted but you blow all your money on hookers and blow

i wish jing was a ladyboy
Jing said on: 2009-09-18 03:29 pm
3011 Days, 15 Hrs, 25 Min, 16 Sec ago
Granted, but I WILL KILL YOU!

I wish you guys will stop trying to turn me into a tranny!
ShadyKnight (Mod) said on: 2009-09-18 03:41 pm
3011 Days, 15 Hrs, 13 Min, 38 Sec ago
Granted, but we turn you into a hermaphrodite instead.

I wish for a good cheeseburger, with nothing at all wrong with it.
Stoutn said on: 2009-09-18 05:33 pm
3011 Days, 13 Hrs, 21 Min, 22 Sec ago
Granted, but I would have to make it, and with nothing on it you get nothing.


I wish I would get a raise tomorrow.
Jing said on: 2009-09-18 06:19 pm
3011 Days, 12 Hrs, 35 Min, 53 Sec ago
Granted, but right after, you get fired.

I wish for five more wishes which I would use for immortality, eternal youth, reality bending, auto-reset button, and complete immunity against any form of resetting abilities, even the reset button and other wishes!

HA!
Nataku said on: 2009-09-18 06:31 pm
3011 Days, 12 Hrs, 23 Min, 22 Sec ago
granted but your wish is too long

i wish i could meet bubbles from trailer park boys
_ElessaR_ said on: 2009-09-19 12:31 am
3011 Days, 6 Hrs, 23 Min, 49 Sec ago
Granted, but the Bubbles from Powerpuff Girls appear instead.

I wish Jing and Nataku are husband and wife.
Nataku said on: 2009-09-19 08:25 am
3010 Days, 22 Hrs, 29 Min, 33 Sec ago
granted , but wer'e so happy together jing decides too become a ladyboy for real

i wish jing would stay with me
Jing said on: 2009-09-19 09:41 pm
3010 Days, 9 Hrs, 13 Min, 21 Sec ago
Granted, but another Jing will be your companion. It won't be me.

I wish that the last three books of the Wheel of Time series is completed and they simply fall into my lap this instant!
_ElessaR_ said on: 2009-09-20 09:14 pm
3009 Days, 9 Hrs, 40 Min, 32 Sec ago
Granted, but the books do not like the smell of your lap, so they drop on my lap instead.

I wish I have an F-16.
DrakenRahl said on: 2009-09-20 09:26 pm
3009 Days, 9 Hrs, 27 Min, 59 Sec ago
Granted, but the better F-22s owned by America would come and shoot it down.

[Added at 09/20/2009 22:27:28 by DrakenRahl]
I wish I had a thousand wishes.
Jing said on: 2009-09-20 10:40 pm
3009 Days, 8 Hrs, 14 Min, 46 Sec ago
Granted, but you are now trapped in a bottle as a genie and must grant a thousand more wishes before you are finally freed!
The rules are, you must grant 3 wishes to each user, but if you grant a single wish over a thousand, you must start all over again!
Enjoy! ^^

I wish for a genie!
_ElessaR_ said on: 2009-09-21 09:38 am
3008 Days, 21 Hrs, 16 Min, 46 Sec ago
Granted, but you got a retarted genie who cannot grant any wish.

I wish I have healing powers like Wolverine.
Stoutn said on: 2009-09-21 09:45 am
3008 Days, 21 Hrs, 9 Min, 33 Sec ago
Poor Draken lol 1000 isnt divisable by 3, your now a genie for eternity!
Jing said on: 2009-09-21 07:24 pm
3008 Days, 11 Hrs, 30 Min, 48 Sec ago
Granted, but in exchange, your mental abilities and intelligence are now on retarded levels.
Meaning that you could potentially be pwnt by a gust of wind!
"Look! A leave!"
*Chase after it*

Catch my drift? ^^

I wish SOMEONE didn't just interrupted this game without making or contradicting a wish.
Stoutn said on: 2009-09-21 07:30 pm
3008 Days, 11 Hrs, 24 Min, 36 Sec ago
Granted, but then your wish could never take place, seeing as the offense you wished again would havew never have actually happend.


I wish Jing was a ladyboy's ladyboy.
_ElessaR_ said on: 2009-09-22 10:39 am
3007 Days, 20 Hrs, 15 Min, 29 Sec ago
Granted, but jing is too hot to be a ladyboy's ladyboy, because he is a ladyboy's ladyboy's ladyboy. Get what i mean? -.-

I wish Nataku is jing's best friend.
Jing said on: 2009-09-25 05:37 pm
3004 Days, 13 Hrs, 17 Min, 33 Sec ago
Granted, but together, we'll spam the sh*t out of the forums, chat, and game.

I wish I can fly!
Nataku said on: 2009-09-29 08:15 am
3000 Days, 22 Hrs, 39 Min, 47 Sec ago
granted but youll fly all day pretending too be goku you will have no more time for NEtnexus


i wish i had 9 lives
_ElessaR_ said on: 2009-09-29 12:02 pm
3000 Days, 18 Hrs, 52 Min, 30 Sec ago
Granted, but super saiyan 4 goku gives you one gigantic kamehameha destroying all your 9 lives in one go.

I wish I am Ultraman.
MVP said on: 2009-10-01 02:23 am
2999 Days, 4 Hrs, 31 Min, 13 Sec ago
DENIED!
Jing said on: 2009-10-01 10:16 pm
2998 Days, 8 Hrs, 38 Min, 6 Sec ago
Granted, but you will forever be called 'Salted Egg Superman'.
You know, the eyes? ^^

I wish I have a "Super Bag" that holds anything I want or need.
Not like Felix the Cat's 'Magic Bag of Tricks' except it has to look ordinary.
Like a normal backpack or messenger bag!
That's my childhood dream right there! ^^

[Added at 10/02/2009 00:19:26 by Jing]
Like*
Cross out 'Not' lol.
Oracle said on: 2009-10-01 11:17 pm
2998 Days, 7 Hrs, 37 Min, 21 Sec ago
the bag has your genitals in it so you can't even pee.

I wish i had more red apples
_ElessaR_ said on: 2009-10-02 11:49 pm
2997 Days, 7 Hrs, 5 Min, 26 Sec ago
Granted, but the red apples belong to Red. Red got so pissed off that she bite your manhood to pieces.

I wish I am Blue.
Nataku said on: 2009-10-04 11:37 am
2995 Days, 19 Hrs, 17 Min, 32 Sec ago
granted but your blueness gives you the blues making you listen too blues music all day long

i wish i was a fish
WeaponX (Mod) said on: 2009-11-07 12:17 am
2962 Days, 6 Hrs, 37 Min, 26 Sec ago
Granted, but then you would be a fish out of water, making you suffocate and die.

I still wish I had an unlimited sum of money.
Ayanami said on: 2009-11-07 05:28 am
2962 Days, 1 Hr, 26 Min, 41 Sec ago
but you can't use it

i wish for the planet to explode