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Forum game: Cursed Wish 276 replies

Scytherboom said on: 2006-10-03 09:37 am
4092 Days, 24 Minutes, 42 Seconds ago
You write a wish, then the next person replies with a downside to the wish.

Ex: I say, "I wish for immortality". The next person responds with something like, "Granted, but it will be awfully boring floating around in space after the universe is no more." Then that person writes a new wish.

I'll start:

I wish for immortality.

[Added at 10/03/2006 11:45:06 by Scytherboom]
In the event that two posts reply to the same wish, only the first one will be used. The second post will be ignored.
Ilidan said on: 2006-10-17 12:11 pm
4077 Days, 21 Hrs, 50 Min, 11 Sec ago
Chuck.

I know where it comes from.
And in "So Long and Thanks For All The Fish", they find the question. Arthur Dent pulls out random scrabble tiles because the question is imprinted on his brain, and they spell out (in order) the question:

"What do you get when you multiply seven by nine?"

That is the question.
Look it up if you have to.
Jing said on: 2006-10-17 02:20 pm
4077 Days, 19 Hrs, 41 Min, 19 Sec ago
yay the game has ended!
SeniorUnloco said on: 2006-10-17 10:00 pm
4077 Days, 12 Hrs, 1 Min, 48 Sec ago
I WIN I KILLED IT AGAIN!!
Ilidan said on: 2006-10-18 10:49 am
4076 Days, 23 Hrs, 12 Min, 39 Sec ago
Are you proud?
Nataku said on: 2006-10-18 04:38 pm
4076 Days, 17 Hrs, 23 Min, 22 Sec ago
I am.
Jing said on: 2006-10-18 04:57 pm
4076 Days, 17 Hrs, 4 Min, 29 Sec ago
112 post...it had a good run
ChaoticLaw said on: 2006-10-18 11:19 pm
4076 Days, 10 Hrs, 42 Min, 11 Sec ago
I wish for this post to rise from the dead!!
Ilidan said on: 2006-10-19 07:46 am
4076 Days, 2 Hrs, 15 Min, 41 Sec ago
Granted, but then we would all have to come up with new wishes.

I wish for the Coming of the Messiah, whoever it turns out He is.
Ayanami said on: 2006-10-19 07:59 am
4076 Days, 2 Hrs, 2 Min, 31 Sec ago
Granted, however Jesus reloaded is known to carry various automatic weapons for %^@!

I wish for the Dirac's Sea effect like in End of Evangelion..
SeniorUnloco said on: 2006-10-19 02:08 pm
4075 Days, 19 Hrs, 53 Min, 37 Sec ago
Granted, but it would only be you and a girl that probbly want you dead.

I wish that when i kill this thread, IT STAYED DEAD!!
Nataku said on: 2006-10-19 02:57 pm
4075 Days, 19 Hrs, 4 Min, 18 Sec ago
granted but then it'd be the living dead.

i wish i was the one who resserected this thread with magic potions and such.
Jing said on: 2006-10-19 05:02 pm
4075 Days, 16 Hrs, 59 Min, 52 Sec ago
granted but we fear what we don't understand and thus, we'll end up voting you out or murdering you, whichever's fastest...

i wish that limewire have all the songs in the world and will never have a single filler that piss me off so badly and the download rate is 50% a second
ChaoticLaw said on: 2006-10-19 08:15 pm
4075 Days, 13 Hrs, 46 Min, 20 Sec ago
Granted, but then you'd download so much that major corporations would come after you, taking all your worldly possessions.

I wish I wasn't so good at keeping this thing alive when other leave it for dead.
Ilidan said on: 2006-10-22 09:54 am
4073 Days, 7 Minutes, 3 Seconds ago
Granted, but then it would have disappeared before I found it.

I wish that I was cool
Jing said on: 2006-10-22 10:03 am
4072 Days, 23 Hrs, 58 Min, 10 Sec ago
granted but then..you'll be too cool to play here anymore and the thread count will be 5 threads a month.

i wish the current admin will switch the current attack system and go back to the old one.
Ayanami said on: 2006-10-22 06:57 pm
4072 Days, 15 Hrs, 4 Min, 49 Sec ago
but then people with DannyFo's old homepage would make it too cheap :P!

i wish this coffee wouldnt make my eyeballs explode...
Jing said on: 2006-10-22 07:49 pm
4072 Days, 14 Hrs, 12 Min, 52 Sec ago
granted but a world without colors is not a world you would love to live in

i wish that all the good games in the world don't need us to pay 5$ a month or 20$ a month, that it'll be completely free and they get their money from our taxes with they will donate 20% to the starving childrens of the world.(MESS UP THAT!)
Ayanami said on: 2006-10-22 09:45 pm
4072 Days, 12 Hrs, 16 Min, 24 Sec ago
Granted: taxpayers complain.

I wish the vanilla vodka didnt run out ;-;
Ilidan said on: 2006-10-23 08:00 am
4072 Days, 2 Hrs, 1 Min, 8 Sec ago
Granted, but a drunk Oracle would scare even me.

I wish that I was wealthy, but not overly wealthy so as to be spoiled and exclude myself from common society.
ChaoticLaw said on: 2006-10-24 01:41 pm
4070 Days, 20 Hrs, 20 Min, 17 Sec ago
Granted, but then everyone you ever knew will come asking for money and gifts driving you to complete isolation leaving you lonely and empty.

I wish people didn't make greedy wishes.
Ilidan said on: 2006-10-24 01:56 pm
4070 Days, 20 Hrs, 5 Min, 24 Sec ago
Granted but then the "Cursed Wish" game would end.

I wish that the "Cursed Wish" game would end.
Blackfire1 said on: 2006-10-24 05:21 pm
4070 Days, 16 Hrs, 40 Min, 4 Sec ago
Granted, but then several users would have nothing better to do with their lives

I wish that whenever I snapped my fingers, my every whim was met.
Jing said on: 2006-10-24 06:02 pm
4070 Days, 15 Hrs, 59 Min, 2 Sec ago
granted but whenever you snap your fingers, you will only get the worse services and you'll get fat from doing nothing!

i wish that i wasn't so dam good at finding musics!
Ilidan said on: 2006-10-24 06:06 pm
4070 Days, 15 Hrs, 55 Min, 39 Sec ago
You're not.
Jing said on: 2006-10-24 06:12 pm
4070 Days, 15 Hrs, 49 Min, 44 Sec ago
how do you know?
Ayanami said on: 2006-10-24 07:55 pm
4070 Days, 14 Hrs, 5 Min, 55 Sec ago
cos any moron can use kazaa
Jing said on: 2006-10-24 07:59 pm
4070 Days, 14 Hrs, 2 Min, 44 Sec ago
i don't even know what that is
Ilidan said on: 2006-10-24 08:02 pm
4070 Days, 13 Hrs, 59 Min, 42 Sec ago
Limewire/Bittorrent/Napster/Morpheus...

They're all the same
Jing said on: 2006-10-24 08:12 pm
4070 Days, 13 Hrs, 49 Min, 10 Sec ago
o i stop using limewire cause most of the songs i found are bill clinton, saying "i did not have sex with that women"
i search for songs now

[Added at 10/24/2006 22:22:28 by Jing]
i sometimes go there for songs that alot of ppl love and have, but most of the rare ones, i look for it myself...pain in the butt
Ayanami said on: 2006-10-25 04:02 am
4070 Days, 5 Hrs, 59 Min, 1 Sec ago
ignorance is bliss =/

[Added at 10/25/2006 06:04:12 by Ayanami]
i wish Jing was less ignorant =/
ChaoticLaw said on: 2006-10-25 09:05 am
4070 Days, 56 Minutes, 30 Seconds ago
Granted, but then you have to waste money buying music.

I wish Ili wasn't such a jerk and would actually follow the rules.
Ilidan said on: 2006-10-25 09:38 am
4070 Days, 23 Minutes, 33 Seconds ago
Granted, but then I wouldn't be me.

I wish there was a key on the keyboard for the '∆' symbol and I didn't have to create a shortcut just to type up my notes.
ChaoticLaw said on: 2006-10-26 10:14 am
4068 Days, 23 Hrs, 47 Min, 29 Sec ago
Granted, but then we would have to add every Greek letter to keyboards, and soon society would degress and madness would ensure leading to the end of the world.

I wish the Blue Man Group had competion from a rival band called the "Pink Girl Group".
ChaoticLaw said on: 2006-10-31 11:38 am
4063 Days, 22 Hrs, 23 Min, 5 Sec ago
I win.
Blackfire1 said on: 2006-10-31 03:14 pm
4063 Days, 18 Hrs, 47 Min, 41 Sec ago
Granted, but then tickets would decrease in value, parents would allow their children to attend, children would come to expect more until it grew to a ridiculous standard, and society would wane and die.

I wish that I had an endless bucket of buffalo wings, pumpkin cookies, onion rings and garlic mashed potatoes, all blended together with chocolate ice cream. And don't you dare say it would taste disgusting.
Beat said on: 2006-11-01 12:16 am
4063 Days, 9 Hrs, 45 Min, 24 Sec ago
I figure by posting something that's totally random and irrelevant, the thread can be killed. Again.

But I also figured that I have a wish, and in order to make it happen, I gotta grant CL's wish. So...

Granted, but then you'd always receive overwhelming pressures from different sports association to have you join'em, which eventually results in your death.

I wish someone could show me any post made by SeanM. I want to see his UserID. Is he #1? If not, who is?
ChaoticLaw said on: 2006-10-31 10:33 pm
4063 Days, 11 Hrs, 28 Min, 39 Sec ago
Granted, but then you would weigh 537 pounds and everyone near you would vomit from your vile mix.

I wish that I was extremely good at every sport.
Blackfire1 said on: 2006-11-01 04:16 pm
4062 Days, 17 Hrs, 45 Min, 0 Sec ago
Granted, but then nobody would pay to see you play. They know that you'd win anyway. (btw, you forgot a few digits in that number :D)

I wish that I could get a caterpillar that would climb up people's noses and eat their brain. I would be immune of course.
ChaoticLaw said on: 2006-11-03 05:10 pm
4060 Days, 16 Hrs, 50 Min, 54 Sec ago
Granted, but simply by trying to view his number, your monitor would explode.

I wish that this was the song that never ends.
Blackfire1 said on: 2006-11-03 09:36 pm
4060 Days, 12 Hrs, 25 Min, 24 Sec ago
Granted, but then somebody would get a federal permit to smash your stereo and end the madness.

I wish for a fast car that cannot crash.
ChaoticLaw said on: 2006-11-04 03:08 am
4060 Days, 6 Hrs, 53 Min, 23 Sec ago
Granted, but it would go so fast you would think it was going slow, therefore defeating the purpose.

I wish I could solve technical problems with the greatest of ease.
Beat said on: 2006-11-04 04:35 am
4060 Days, 5 Hrs, 26 Min, 23 Sec ago
Granted, but then you'd cause all the other technicians in the world to lose their jobs, mainly the Microsoft's. <- Not that it's a bad thing but...

I wish Windows Vista is freeware and open source.
Ayanami said on: 2006-11-05 09:18 am
4059 Days, 43 Minutes, 30 Seconds ago
Granted: Shareholders bring derivative action

I wish for something delicious! (which doesnt make you fat etc for you losers)
Nataku said on: 2006-11-05 10:57 am
4058 Days, 23 Hrs, 3 Min, 55 Sec ago
Granted but then you wouldn't know when to stop eating, in return cause a physical complex of some sort for having too much unhealthy ingredients in ur system.

i wish i was Peter Pan.
Jing said on: 2006-11-05 02:49 pm
4058 Days, 19 Hrs, 11 Min, 56 Sec ago
granted but micheal jackson will start stalking you day and night

i wish that everytime i wish for something, it'll come true!
Blackfire1 said on: 2006-11-05 07:13 pm
4058 Days, 14 Hrs, 48 Min, 51 Sec ago
Granted, but then you would ruin your life with a spur of the moment wish (I wish I could play the piano with my toes, and get crippled for life).

I wish I could play the piano with my toes.
Jing said on: 2006-11-05 07:27 pm
4058 Days, 14 Hrs, 34 Min, 34 Sec ago
granted but you'll have to do everything with your toes, eating, brushing....aheming...and much much more

i wish i have to power to kick sal 300 times in the chatroom
Nataku said on: 2006-11-05 09:16 pm
4058 Days, 12 Hrs, 45 Min, 12 Sec ago
Granted, but then you'd be banned for excessice abouse of chinese powers.


i wish i wer'e able to climb the empire state building clutching a playboy bunny.
Ilidan said on: 2006-11-06 01:55 pm
4057 Days, 20 Hrs, 6 Min, 1 Sec ago
Granted, but she would be slapping you all the way up, and that would be incredibly painful.

I wish I could climb the Empire State Building clutching a willing playboy bunny.
Ayanami said on: 2006-11-06 04:42 pm
4057 Days, 17 Hrs, 19 Min, 13 Sec ago
granted, but you'd fall after your boner broke through the windows.

i wish for more candy.. i have low blood sugar! :@
Ilidan said on: 2006-11-06 04:48 pm
4057 Days, 17 Hrs, 13 Min, 13 Sec ago
Granted, but we all know what would happen next.

I wish that Oracle had an original response for my last wish.
Ayanami said on: 2006-11-06 04:53 pm
4057 Days, 17 Hrs, 8 Min, 19 Sec ago
granted, but you wouldve had to come up with something creative to put as your wish, and that's a lot harder.

i wish for candy which didnt make me start trying to eat furniture etc..
Ilidan said on: 2006-11-08 01:10 pm
4055 Days, 20 Hrs, 51 Min, 10 Sec ago
...I don't even know how to respond to that one.

Umm....here, I'll try.

Granted...but then you would have to remove old furniture by more conventional methods, which require heavy lifting.


I wish that Oracle made sense.
Nataku said on: 2006-11-08 08:02 pm
4055 Days, 13 Hrs, 59 Min, 41 Sec ago
granted but then oracle would make sense.


i wish i was an OG
ChaoticLaw said on: 2006-11-08 10:23 pm
4055 Days, 11 Hrs, 38 Min, 19 Sec ago
Granted, but since I don't know what that is you are an overweight gorilla.

I wish I had a Commodore64.
Ayanami said on: 2006-11-08 10:58 pm
4055 Days, 11 Hrs, 3 Min, 41 Sec ago
granted, but you'd get tripped out at half-pipe

I wish law was a compulsory subject =/
Ilidan said on: 2006-11-09 05:19 pm
4054 Days, 16 Hrs, 42 Min, 10 Sec ago
Granted, but then you would be required to take it.

I wish oracle knew the difference between compulsory credits and elective credits.
Blackfire1 said on: 2006-11-09 09:18 pm
4054 Days, 12 Hrs, 42 Min, 56 Sec ago
Granted, but then he might actually graduate college.

I wish that I had a remote control like the one in click, except I was the only thing that could control it, and it had a rewind button.
Ilidan said on: 2006-11-16 07:18 pm
4047 Days, 14 Hrs, 43 Min, 28 Sec ago
Granted, but I guarentee what happens when the batteries die?

I wish that I could get this stupid report done already.
Fbg said on: 2006-11-16 07:59 pm
4047 Days, 14 Hrs, 2 Min, 45 Sec ago
Granted, but that would mean that all of your past bickering about the paper would be a complete waste.

I wish that depression could go away fast.
Jing said on: 2006-11-17 09:11 pm
4046 Days, 12 Hrs, 50 Min, 51 Sec ago
granted but then most of the songs, poems, and movies will be craapy since depression is so quick.

i wish that i had a no feelings
RecklessPerson said on: 2006-11-18 05:21 pm
4045 Days, 16 Hrs, 40 Min, 0 Sec ago
Granted, but then you would be a sociopath and you would sociopath and no one likes them... not that they care!

I wish I were James Bond.

[Added at 11/18/2006 18:22:42 by RecklessPerson]
Woah... don't know what happened there...
Jing said on: 2006-11-18 05:33 pm
4045 Days, 16 Hrs, 28 Min, 19 Sec ago
granted, but you'll be shot at bu 50 guys and your family will be in constant danger.

i wish i had a super computer that can hack anything in the world.

(nor did i lol)
LagunaCid said on: 2006-11-18 05:37 pm
4045 Days, 16 Hrs, 24 Min, 5 Sec ago
granted, but you die.
HAH

I wish I was a god
Stoutn said on: 2006-11-18 07:27 pm
4045 Days, 14 Hrs, 34 Min, 17 Sec ago
Granted, but then the world would implode.


I wish to win a round of Nations.
Jing said on: 2006-11-18 07:49 pm
4045 Days, 14 Hrs, 12 Min, 25 Sec ago
granted but NN will be dead

i wish i have a glass of milk right now
Stoutn said on: 2006-11-18 08:00 pm
4045 Days, 14 Hrs, 1 Min, 51 Sec ago
Granted, but then it will sour in ur stomach and you will vomit on your only change for a hot girlfriend.

I wish the site was completely fixed, and the new games installed.
Ilidan said on: 2006-11-19 01:27 pm
4044 Days, 20 Hrs, 34 Min, 22 Sec ago
Granted, but then Blake would slack off, and the bugs would come back.

I wish Sheldon Souray would die. If you want to know why, MSN me.
Beat said on: 2006-11-19 06:51 pm
4044 Days, 15 Hrs, 9 Min, 57 Sec ago
Granted, but because no one really cares, no one knows if Souray has already died.

I wish I don't have to MSN you to know why Sheldon Souray should die.
Stoutn said on: 2006-11-23 06:20 am
4041 Days, 3 Hrs, 41 Min, 49 Sec ago
Granted, but then you would be all knowing.

I wish more people were in the Naions Chat more often so i wouldnt sit here for so long with noone to talk to (lol)
Ilidan said on: 2006-11-23 08:21 am
4041 Days, 1 Hr, 40 Min, 2 Sec ago
Granted, but then you would have even less of a life than you do.

I wish that I could afford to make Aliyah to Israel.
ChaoticLaw said on: 2006-11-24 06:46 pm
4039 Days, 15 Hrs, 15 Min, 46 Sec ago
Granted, but you would probably blow the money on Zelda collectables and wedding cake instead. God would smite you for this.

I wish that people randomly exploded every now and then, but in a comedic way.
Ilidan said on: 2006-11-25 09:37 am
4039 Days, 24 Minutes, 20 Seconds ago
Granted, but then you could be injured by collateral damage.

I wish that I could trigger it, and make someone explode just by looking at them.
Stoutn said on: 2006-11-25 01:22 pm
4038 Days, 20 Hrs, 39 Min, 0 Sec ago
Granted, but looking at ur wife to be would be a bad thing.

I wish i didnt have a hangover
Jing said on: 2006-11-25 01:39 pm
4038 Days, 20 Hrs, 22 Min, 7 Sec ago
granted but then you'll never learn your lesson and you'll end up drinking more and someday, lose all your money to b-e-e-r

i wish ilidan's brain will blow up so i can run off with his soon to be wife to mexico where we'll be making sweet sweet love all day long until she have a child, then i'll run off with sally's gf and go to long island where we will make sour sour milk all day long and when she gets babies, i'll head over to england to hid from the wrath of sal whom will be looking to skin me...

omg! here he comes

*RUNS*
Ilidan said on: 2006-11-27 10:31 am
4036 Days, 23 Hrs, 30 Min, 26 Sec ago
Granted, but you can't run forever.

I wish that Jing actually had a remotely funny sense of humour. That was really really stupid.
Jing said on: 2006-11-27 11:01 am
4036 Days, 23 Hrs, 25 Sec ago
granted. but your idea of humor is NN's poison, one ilidan is all NN can handle, two ilidans will outright kill netnexus.com for many years.

i wish sal will be in the world's most wanted list so he won't be able to hunt me down and skin me alive. and ilidan as the second won't hurt.
SeniorUnloco said on: 2006-11-27 02:56 pm
4036 Days, 19 Hrs, 5 Min, 15 Sec ago
Granted, but then wheres the fun??

I wish i had the ability to wish of soemthing that would really confuse ppl as much as when jing tries to make a joke.
Jing said on: 2006-11-27 05:41 pm
4036 Days, 16 Hrs, 19 Min, 54 Sec ago
granted, but you will get shot >=[
(the fun is in not getting killed and skinned alive)

i wish that i had a fresh glass of non spoiled milk
TotalKaosE said on: 2006-11-27 11:17 pm
4036 Days, 10 Hrs, 44 Min, 34 Sec ago
granted, but then you would want a cookie

i wish for a night with....http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4541/untitlednx2.png
Arch-Devil said on: 2006-11-27 11:22 pm
4036 Days, 10 Hrs, 39 Min, 41 Sec ago
Nice..granted but you contract HIV and chlamydia


I wish for 2000 of something...hippos, 2000 plastic hippos
Red (Tester) said on: 2006-11-28 06:01 am
4036 Days, 4 Hrs, 24 Sec ago
Granted.

I wish to impeach tarsonis12 and make him my slave for the rest of eternity.

[Added at 11/28/2006 07:02:17 by Red]
Wait. Granted: But the wish could go horribly wrong without a certain item specified by you.
ChaoticLaw said on: 2006-11-28 07:45 am
4036 Days, 2 Hrs, 16 Min, 36 Sec ago
Granted, but then he'd be too busy doing slave things to work on NN, and thus Hite's ghost would come and create bugs and delete our msgs.

I wish Jing would stop talking about being skinned alive because an overused unfunny joke is still unfunny.
Jing said on: 2006-11-28 08:01 am
4036 Days, 2 Hrs, 36 Sec ago
granted but i'll start talking about how sax of the beach!
which do you hate more??????

i wish for a cool glass of fresh unspoiled milk that was from a cow, a healthy one (i don't want malk!)
Ilidan said on: 2006-11-28 08:46 am
4036 Days, 1 Hr, 14 Min, 55 Sec ago
Granted, but there are live bacteria cultures in raw milk and they would eat your brains.

I wish I was taller. A couple of inches... like 6'1 or 6'2
Red (Tester) said on: 2006-11-28 10:12 am
4035 Days, 23 Hrs, 49 Min, 44 Sec ago
Granted, but then you would be like. Too tall for your fiancee. O.o'

I wish Ilidan would stop wishing to be taller.
ChaoticLaw said on: 2006-11-28 03:04 pm
4035 Days, 18 Hrs, 57 Min, 8 Sec ago
Granted, but then he would start wishing to be shorter until he disappeared completely.

I wish that Red was my lover =P
Jing said on: 2006-11-28 03:11 pm
4035 Days, 18 Hrs, 50 Min, 20 Sec ago
granted...but you'll suffer the enternal passion of red and will be scarred for ever in life.

i wish that red won't kill me for this later
ChaoticLaw said on: 2006-11-29 04:07 pm
4034 Days, 17 Hrs, 54 Min, 1 Sec ago
Granted, but you're so obcessed with people killing you that you would probably end up killing yourself.

I wish Red would keep me company.
Stoutn said on: 2006-11-29 05:11 pm
4034 Days, 16 Hrs, 50 Min, 12 Sec ago
Granted, but then Green would be mad at you.

I wish women were easier to understand.
Jing said on: 2006-11-29 05:23 pm
4034 Days, 16 Hrs, 38 Min, 10 Sec ago
granted but who would want world peace?

i wish for a normal glass of milk that won't make me sick. and no i do not want a cookie!
ChaoticLaw said on: 2006-11-29 07:08 pm
4034 Days, 14 Hrs, 53 Min, 29 Sec ago
Granted, but you're lactose intolerant, so even though it's normal milk you'll still shit razors.

I wish Scythy would participate in the monster he created.
Jing said on: 2006-11-29 07:25 pm
4034 Days, 14 Hrs, 36 Min, 10 Sec ago
granted but hell will freeze over.

i wish people will stop destorying my milk fantasies!
SM-Lord_Cyric said on: 2006-11-29 08:00 pm
4034 Days, 14 Hrs, 56 Sec ago
granted, everybody will love milk until all cows are dries out and dies.

I wish for a time machine so i could move back and forth in time ( not an ikea version plz, i want to actually use the machine, not just own it :P )
Red (Tester) said on: 2006-11-29 08:11 pm
4034 Days, 13 Hrs, 50 Min, 12 Sec ago
Granted, but then the space time continum (Sp?) will be like, broken.

I wish that Jing would die and stop making fun of me.
SM-Lord_Cyric said on: 2006-11-29 08:48 pm
4034 Days, 13 Hrs, 12 Min, 58 Sec ago
granted, but then:

1. Jing would come back as a zombie and make fun of you until the end of time

2. Another buly will appear


I wish to be master of the know univers
Jing said on: 2006-11-29 11:08 pm
4034 Days, 10 Hrs, 53 Min, 27 Sec ago
granted, but the master of a unknown bigger, stronger, and powerfuler universe will come and kills you for being ruler...

i wish the teleporter was invented already with all the bugs worked out..*completely wiped out from moving today*
Stoutn said on: 2006-12-07 10:59 am
4026 Days, 23 Hrs, 2 Min, 6 Sec ago
Granted, but then you would get lazy and fat.

I wish my town had a Taco Bell.
Jing said on: 2006-12-07 11:51 am
4026 Days, 22 Hrs, 10 Min, 51 Sec ago
granted but it'll built tens of hundreds of them where you live and drive all the small buisness out of town and eventually, starbuck will come, so will mc donalds, and pretty soon, all the food stores will be replaces by fast food joints.

i wish for a wish that don't have a downside but won't end this game or make this world explode or anything.
Ilidan said on: 2006-12-07 12:11 pm
4026 Days, 21 Hrs, 49 Min, 55 Sec ago
Granted but then you would have to figure out what the wish was

I wish that Jing was banned, because his stupid wishes are really annoying.
SeniorUnloco said on: 2006-12-07 03:26 pm
4026 Days, 18 Hrs, 35 Min, 18 Sec ago
Granted, but who would continue this forum game??

i wish i was loved.(im bored not all down and shyt)
Jing said on: 2006-12-16 03:03 am
4018 Days, 6 Hrs, 58 Min, 36 Sec ago
granted but then you wouldn't have time for us no more

i wish i own south park
ChaoticLaw said on: 2006-12-19 10:14 am
4014 Days, 23 Hrs, 47 Min, 23 Sec ago
Granted, but then the show would suck and no one would watch it and you'd go broke.

I wish I could explore for a magical unit of land worth 100 tech points that no one could take away from me.
Dog123 said on: 2006-12-19 08:52 pm
4014 Days, 13 Hrs, 9 Min, 3 Sec ago
Granted, but now you have to play with the guilt of only being able to win a round by wishing.

I wish I would place 1st, 2nd, or 3rd in my tennis tournaments and not 5th and 6th :(.
SM-Lord_Cyric said on: 2006-12-20 10:12 pm
4013 Days, 11 Hrs, 49 Min, 27 Sec ago
Wish granted, but you find out that your opponent were 6 years old and you'll be even more ashame then you are now


I wish to win the round, just this one, both in single and in clan ( sm winning that category )
Jing said on: 2006-12-27 02:09 am
4007 Days, 7 Hrs, 52 Min, 21 Sec ago
granted, but the wish would be granted in year 2032

i wish i can get back into my old sleeping habit
Silent_Killer said on: 2006-12-27 03:19 am
4007 Days, 6 Hrs, 42 Min, 49 Sec ago
Granted, but you may never wake up again...

I wish for a plate of Hainanese chicken rice with lots of chilli...
ChaoticLaw said on: 2006-12-27 10:35 am
4006 Days, 23 Hrs, 26 Min, 16 Sec ago
Granted, but the chicken wasn't properly cooked so you get saminila and die.

I wish I had uber cool jedi powers.
TinaMiaz said on: 2006-12-27 04:39 pm
4006 Days, 17 Hrs, 22 Min, 0 Sec ago
Granted, but then you wake up and realise it was just a dream.

I wish I could pull off a 180 bunnyhop to a handlebar spin by new years. Not just a 180, and not just a handlebar spin.
ChaoticLaw said on: 2006-12-27 09:18 pm
4006 Days, 12 Hrs, 43 Min, 22 Sec ago
Granted, but the second time you would attempt it you would fail and sprain your life and everyone would laugh.

I wish all inanimate objects were brought to life.
Death- said on: 2006-12-27 11:52 pm
4006 Days, 10 Hrs, 8 Min, 54 Sec ago
Granted, but that would be scary!! =O Oh noez!!

I wish to have a gynormis pee pee place!!
TinaMiaz said on: 2006-12-28 02:28 pm
4005 Days, 19 Hrs, 33 Min, 10 Sec ago
Granted, but then ftw, the wish giver gets confused and kills you for asking for such a stupid thing.

I wish I would get a raise sometime in the next few months :(
ChaoticLaw said on: 2006-12-28 06:57 pm
4005 Days, 15 Hrs, 4 Min, 40 Sec ago
Granted, but the raise is a negative value, and thus you are poor.

I wish to have a helper monkey.
Death- said on: 2006-12-28 08:08 pm
4005 Days, 13 Hrs, 53 Min, 20 Sec ago
Granted, but then the monkey eats all teh bananas in the world!!!


I wish to have a lake filled with booze ^_^
Jing said on: 2006-12-30 01:42 am
4004 Days, 8 Hrs, 19 Min, 22 Sec ago
granted, but the cops would be following you like a bee.

i wish for immortal life and youth but with the power to die anytime i want.

ChaoticLaw said on: 2006-12-30 07:39 am
4004 Days, 2 Hrs, 22 Min, 48 Sec ago
Granted, but if you're immortal and can die you're a paradox, thus you implode.

I wish I had a new pencil.
Jing said on: 2006-12-30 07:58 am
4004 Days, 2 Hrs, 3 Min, 44 Sec ago
granted but you'll be my pencil (side note: i chew on my pencil/pen when i'm thinking)

like i said before, i wish for immortal life and youth until i want to end my life.
Death- said on: 2006-12-30 09:58 am
4004 Days, 2 Minutes, 58 Seconds ago
Granted, but The off switch to your life broke, so now you live for ever, and ur bored as balls.

I wish I were Lebron James ^_^
ChaoticLaw said on: 2006-12-30 01:06 pm
4003 Days, 20 Hrs, 55 Min, 29 Sec ago
Granted, but then you'd be black and thus falsely accused of a crime and arrested.

I wish that sometimes it would rain doughnuts.
TinaMiaz said on: 2006-12-30 09:48 pm
4003 Days, 12 Hrs, 13 Min, 9 Sec ago
Granted, but after a few doughnut showers, you would get tired of having to clean the mess off your house.

I wish I could get a set of oddysey pro rims, /me sighs
Ilidan said on: 2006-12-31 10:24 am
4002 Days, 23 Hrs, 37 Min, 41 Sec ago
Granted, but they would be stolen rather quickly.

I wish that I was still in Florida, golfing.
SM-Lord_Cyric said on: 2006-12-31 10:37 am
4002 Days, 23 Hrs, 24 Min, 39 Sec ago
Granted but while you're in Florida, the temperature goes down to zero

I wish the Canadian win the stanley cup before 2008
( Making it the only team with an official 1 stanley cup per 4 years )

TinaMiaz said on: 2007-01-03 09:56 pm
3999 Days, 12 Hrs, 5 Min, 25 Sec ago
Granted, but only to keep this thread alive. Not because we care.

I wish to finish this stupid game "children of mana" for DS before I kill someone.
ChaoticLaw said on: 2007-01-04 08:13 pm
3998 Days, 13 Hrs, 48 Min, 53 Sec ago
Granted, but since its "before you kill someone" you end up killing someone after you finish the game. You are caught, sentenced, and now must spend the rest of your life in prison with no DS.

I wish magic was in the air.
SM-Lord_Cyric said on: 2007-01-05 05:02 pm
3997 Days, 16 Hrs, 59 Min, 41 Sec ago
Granted, but Warbeast will learn to master it and start to blast everything in is reach until he destroy the netnexus website


I wish this tread die, so that people will care about the montreal Canadien


Death- said on: 2007-01-05 10:50 pm
3997 Days, 11 Hrs, 11 Min, 32 Sec ago
granted, I love montreal ^_^

I wish Everyone Loved the montreal canadians^_^
Korgrath (Mod) said on: 2007-01-06 05:35 am
3997 Days, 4 Hrs, 26 Min, 37 Sec ago
granted, now all everyone's wearing those rediculous jerseys everywhere

I wish I could fly

[Added at 01/06/2007 06:36:08 by Korgrath]
hockey jerseys
ChaoticLaw said on: 2007-01-06 02:18 pm
3996 Days, 19 Hrs, 43 Min, 24 Sec ago
Granted, but you probably wouldn't very good at controlling yourself so you'd crash into the Montreal Canadian facility and that's the end of that (sorry Korgy).

I wish that Scythy would pay attention to the thread he created.
_SANDMAN_ said on: 2007-01-06 02:22 pm
3996 Days, 19 Hrs, 39 Min, 23 Sec ago
Granted,throwing away your blow up dolls would improve your life and dare you to venture out into the real world.
Ilidan said on: 2007-01-08 12:14 pm
3994 Days, 21 Hrs, 47 Min, 6 Sec ago
Granted, but then he wouldn't be doing something else.

I wish that this thread didn't have to be rescued by stupid wishes.
Jing said on: 2007-01-08 12:21 pm
3994 Days, 21 Hrs, 40 Min, 31 Sec ago
granted, but we all know you only come here to post in this thread, if this thread don't exist, you might not come here anymore...
....which might be a +

i wish i can see into the future
Ilidan said on: 2007-01-08 03:01 pm
3994 Days, 19 Hrs, 33 Sec ago
Granted, but that would be the ultimate curse. To see into the future, without restrictions, means to see your entire life before it happens. How BORING!

I wish that my eyes were working properly.
TinaMiaz said on: 2007-01-08 03:22 pm
3994 Days, 18 Hrs, 39 Min, 23 Sec ago
Granted, but then you would see clearly how ugly you actually are in the mirror.

I wish People would stop wishing for this thread to end.
Nataku said on: 2007-01-08 07:24 pm
3994 Days, 14 Hrs, 37 Min, 48 Sec ago
granted but then that would create an imbalance of oppinions making this a biasphere.
Nataku said on: 2007-01-08 07:24 pm
3994 Days, 14 Hrs, 37 Min, 47 Sec ago
granted but then that would create an imbalance of oppinions making this a biasphere.

[Added at 01/08/2007 20:24:42 by Nataku]
i wish i had great linguistics and puncuality.
Ilidan said on: 2007-01-09 09:34 am
3994 Days, 27 Minutes, 50 Seconds ago
Granted, but just because you can use periods and speak properly doesn't mean you know English.

I wish that NN was more adept and affluent in the English language.
SM-Lord_Cyric said on: 2007-01-09 11:17 am
3993 Days, 22 Hrs, 44 Min, 42 Sec ago
Granted, but the bill for the classes and training will be send to you.

I wish for everyones ( who still studies ) an excellant session.
Nataku said on: 2007-01-10 08:34 pm
3992 Days, 13 Hrs, 27 Min, 4 Sec ago
granted... but then you'd overload with ghetto booty.

i wish i wAS the shiznit,
Ilidan said on: 2007-01-12 08:30 am
3991 Days, 1 Hr, 31 Min, 31 Sec ago
Granted, but then you would no longer be hte shiznit.

I wish I had more time.
Beat said on: 2007-01-12 09:10 am
3991 Days, 51 Minutes, 53 Seconds ago
Granted; but time is fair, so you having more would means other having more as well. Hence, whatever extra time you will have would be nullified.

I wish I can start a three-word-story thread.
Jing said on: 2007-01-12 02:48 pm
3990 Days, 19 Hrs, 13 Min, 53 Sec ago
granted but the one word story would still pwnt your 3 word story thread.

i wish that my raise goes as planned
SPAZZA said on: 2007-01-15 07:53 am
3988 Days, 2 Hrs, 8 Min, 42 Sec ago
Granted, but then you will have an erection and nothing to do with it.

I wish that my friends computer would stop working because Im a prick.
Space-Monkey said on: 2007-01-16 10:39 am
3986 Days, 23 Hrs, 22 Min, 10 Sec ago
Granted, but then he would be at your house using yours.


I wish I had a Ferrari
Ilidan said on: 2007-01-16 01:39 pm
3986 Days, 20 Hrs, 22 Min, 19 Sec ago
Granted, but you would very soon have an unscheduled meeting with a wall, because we all know you can't drive for your life

I wish that I could go to a Leaf game. I hate the Habs. They suck.
Beat said on: 2007-01-16 05:00 pm
3986 Days, 17 Hrs, 1 Min, 53 Sec ago
Granted, but the game will be packed with an all Asian audience, which...which doesn't mean anything at all.

I wish for a miracle.
Jing said on: 2007-01-16 05:28 pm
3986 Days, 16 Hrs, 33 Min, 36 Sec ago
granted, thou shall now become a women

i wish the peeps in the chatbox would stop talking about pokemon and pokemon trading cards.
Korgrath (Mod) said on: 2007-01-18 06:44 am
3985 Days, 3 Hrs, 17 Min, 9 Sec ago
Granted, now everyone is talking in the shoutbox about Yu-Gi-Oh

I wish that healthy food tasted good.
SM-Lord_Cyric said on: 2007-01-18 01:19 pm
3984 Days, 20 Hrs, 42 Min, 14 Sec ago
Granted but now your wallet is empty ( so is you bank account ) simply because good food cost money.


I wish for less snow and some warmer temperature


I was great with +2 C in january, i didnt need the -20 C
Korgrath (Mod) said on: 2007-01-18 04:36 pm
3984 Days, 17 Hrs, 25 Min, 9 Sec ago
granted, the world will now become engulfed in molten lava

I wish for a pony
SM-Lord_Cyric said on: 2007-01-18 06:00 pm
3984 Days, 16 Hrs, 1 Min, 0 Sec ago
Granted, hummmm roasted pony over a bed of lava


i wish for a less boring teacher


17_Seconds said on: 2007-02-06 05:20 pm
3965 Days, 16 Hrs, 41 Min, 28 Sec ago
granted, then i could curse you for being so lucky.

i wish for my internet back!
TinaMiaz said on: 2007-02-06 05:42 pm
3965 Days, 16 Hrs, 19 Min, 51 Sec ago
granted, but before two days pass you have 620 different viruses because of all the porn sites you visited.

I wish people wouldn't bump really old topics that no one has read for quite some time.
SM-Lord_Cyric said on: 2007-02-06 06:30 pm
3965 Days, 15 Hrs, 31 Min, 52 Sec ago
Granted, so from now on every topic 4 minutes old will be deleted


I wish to controle time
Ilidan said on: 2007-02-08 07:49 am
3964 Days, 2 Hrs, 12 Min, 16 Sec ago
Granted, but power like that in hands like yours would surely lead to destruction in many ways, shapes, adn forms.

I wish that I didn't have the stupid flu.
SM-Lord_Cyric said on: 2007-02-08 12:40 pm
3963 Days, 21 Hrs, 21 Min, 14 Sec ago
Granted, you dont have the flu wich is good because you now have a stuck toillet.

I wish to not get the flu
ANONYMOUS_USER said on: 2007-02-08 07:08 pm
3963 Days, 14 Hrs, 53 Min, 45 Sec ago
Granted but now you can never get the flu and therefore never miss any days of school thanks to the flu.

I wish for world hunger to end.
Jing said on: 2007-02-12 06:35 pm
3959 Days, 15 Hrs, 26 Min, 28 Sec ago
granted, but peeps would all be fat

i wish i was god lol
Cruzader said on: 2007-02-12 09:54 pm
3959 Days, 12 Hrs, 7 Min, 33 Sec ago
Granted, but you're only a god in your own religion.

I wish I was Warbeast.
Ayanami said on: 2007-02-13 03:28 am
3959 Days, 6 Hrs, 33 Min, 51 Sec ago
granted, but then your wish would void as soon as you became warbeast, as you wouldnt exist anymore: therefore creating an infinite loop

i wish for a deathnote.. (ie. book where you write people's names and they die)
Ilidan said on: 2007-02-13 07:20 am
3959 Days, 2 Hrs, 41 Min, 46 Sec ago
Granted, but you would never be able to identify it as your own.

I wish that I was asleep.
TinaMiaz said on: 2007-02-13 03:39 pm
3958 Days, 18 Hrs, 22 Min, 48 Sec ago
Granted, but then you wouldn't wake back up.

I wish for all-knowing knowledge of everything that exists now and in the future.
ANONYMOUS_USER said on: 2007-02-13 06:21 pm
3958 Days, 15 Hrs, 40 Min, 42 Sec ago
Granted but now you know too much and all of the world's leaders have a huge bounty on your head.

I wish Micheal Jackson never turned white.

(^^ There wouldn't be a downside to that =P)
Ilidan said on: 2007-02-13 07:19 pm
3958 Days, 14 Hrs, 42 Min, 38 Sec ago
Granted, but then there wouldn't be all the jokes that we have about it.

I wish that Michael Jackson would molest little kiddies again, that was hilarious.
TinaMiaz said on: 2007-02-13 07:23 pm
3958 Days, 14 Hrs, 38 Min, 33 Sec ago
Granted, but that would be going against his new found religion (muslim). Then he would be sent to hell...(wait is that a bad thing?)

I wish for my bills this month to be paid for mysteriously and I can spend the money on something else.
Zerglor said on: 2007-02-14 06:26 am
3958 Days, 3 Hrs, 35 Min, 15 Sec ago
Granted but the loan shark who paid them would want high interest rates leaving you more out of pocket since you already spent the money.

I wish things were just the way they were.
TinaMiaz said on: 2007-02-14 03:36 pm
3957 Days, 18 Hrs, 25 Min, 45 Sec ago
Granted, but then more people would make posts like this changing the way everything was.

I wish for there to be no such thing as loan sharks :P
Space-Monkey said on: 2007-02-14 04:41 pm
3957 Days, 17 Hrs, 20 Min, 12 Sec ago
Granted, But the Firestarted would be the only person around to break poor people's thumbs.

I wish I had a latin lover.

[Added at 02/14/2007 17:42:31 by Space-Monkey]
Firestarter*
ANONYMOUS_USER said on: 2007-02-14 06:41 pm
3957 Days, 15 Hrs, 20 Min, 50 Sec ago
Granted, but he's a latin male underwear model.

I wish I had a gorgeous female latin lover.

Red (Tester) said on: 2007-02-14 07:10 pm
3957 Days, 14 Hrs, 51 Min, 48 Sec ago
Granted, but she's fat?

Duh duh duh duhhhh...

I wish I had pixie sticks.
Space-Monkey said on: 2007-02-14 07:30 pm
3957 Days, 14 Hrs, 30 Min, 56 Sec ago
Granted, but then you would get fat.

I wish I had a large......scratch that......I wish I had a jewish girl-lover.
ANONYMOUS_USER said on: 2007-02-14 07:37 pm
3957 Days, 14 Hrs, 24 Min, 21 Sec ago
Granted, but you would become overly hyper and your stomach will explode do to high sugar content.

I wish i had a pet flamingo.

[Added at 02/14/2007 20:39:12 by ANONYMOUS_USER]
oops...

Granted, but it's peter's mom.

I wish I didn't mess up posts.
Space-Monkey said on: 2007-02-14 07:47 pm
3957 Days, 14 Hrs, 13 Min, 55 Sec ago
Granted, but then I wouldnt have anyone to make fun of.

I wish I had more people to make fun of.

[Added at 02/14/2007 20:48:38 by Space-Monkey]
P.S. You Suck.
Zerglor said on: 2007-02-15 08:40 am
3957 Days, 1 Hr, 21 Min, 6 Sec ago
Granted but then they would make fun of you back making u fall into a spiral of depression.

I wish Red was happy.
Ilidan said on: 2007-02-15 08:45 am
3957 Days, 1 Hr, 16 Min, 18 Sec ago
Granted, but then I would probably be either on fire or an ice cube.

I wish there were ways to make Red happy that didn't involve torturing me.
Zerglor said on: 2007-02-15 08:58 am
3957 Days, 1 Hr, 3 Min, 33 Sec ago
Granted but to make up for it she would need to torture everyone else

I wish sponges were soft
ANONYMOUS_USER said on: 2007-02-15 03:32 pm
3956 Days, 18 Hrs, 29 Min, 42 Sec ago
Granted, because they already are.

I wish people didn't make pre-granted wishes.
SM-Lord_Cyric said on: 2007-02-15 04:12 pm
3956 Days, 17 Hrs, 49 Min, 21 Sec ago
Granted, now people only wish about torturing Ilidan and warbeast.

I wish to win the 1 million $ lotery
Cap4 said on: 2007-02-15 07:32 pm
3956 Days, 14 Hrs, 29 Min, 45 Sec ago
Granted, but the loosers will soon find and kill you.

I wish the movie I want to purchase was cheaper on ebay
Zerglor said on: 2007-02-16 08:45 am
3956 Days, 1 Hr, 16 Min, 12 Sec ago
Hey!! ANONYMOUS_USER cheated he didnt show a downside to my wish!!
TinaMiaz said on: 2007-02-16 02:45 pm
3955 Days, 19 Hrs, 16 Min, 31 Sec ago
*IGNORES ALL OFF-TOPIC POSTS*

Granted cap, but then you would find out that it was really "tele-tubbies in action" instead of the movie you wanted.

I wish there were less people going off-topic.
ANONYMOUS_USER said on: 2007-02-16 08:49 pm
3955 Days, 13 Hrs, 12 Min, 40 Sec ago
Granted, but this thread would stink if it wasn't for off topic posts.

I wish for a better world where nothing could go wrong and there can't be a downside to it.
Zerglor said on: 2007-02-17 06:20 am
3955 Days, 3 Hrs, 41 Min, 45 Sec ago
granted but the place wouldn't have humans spoiling it up so we'd all be wiped from existence.

I wish i had a puppy
Ayanami said on: 2007-02-17 06:58 am
3955 Days, 3 Hrs, 3 Min, 10 Sec ago
granted, but it's got chronic diarrhea

i wish we all acknowledge the 300th post as an apocalyptic sign
Zerglor said on: 2007-02-19 04:40 am
3953 Days, 5 Hrs, 21 Min, 28 Sec ago
Granted but then the world would end.

I wish my printer had ink
Ilidan said on: 2007-02-19 09:37 am
3953 Days, 24 Minutes, 14 Seconds ago
Granted, but then the dog would eat your homework.

I wish I had my dog back. I miss him :(
Zerglor said on: 2007-02-21 04:57 am
3951 Days, 5 Hrs, 4 Min, 37 Sec ago
if i had ink in my printer the dog would eat my homework??? i dont even have a dog!!!
Jing said on: 2007-02-23 05:28 pm
3948 Days, 16 Hrs, 32 Min, 55 Sec ago
but those ink would be made of doggie treats!

ilidan, but your dog would have babies and you would have to raise 209 puppies!

i wish that i could play next round!
SM-Lord_Cyric said on: 2007-02-23 08:19 pm
3948 Days, 13 Hrs, 42 Min, 10 Sec ago
Miracle, you find the time, place and strategie to play and rank next round but there is a critical error on the first minute of the game that will take 29 day 23 hours and 58 minutes to solve, leaving 1 minute to play at the end of the round so nobody ranked except Ilidan cause he new they were going to solve the problem.


Ouf* that was a long wish


I wish to have A + at my exams, so that I beat everyone in my classes
Jing said on: 2007-02-23 08:53 pm
3948 Days, 13 Hrs, 8 Min, 41 Sec ago
granted, they'll beat you up

i said PLAY, not rank hehe

i wish i could get 5 days head start for each round(i would attack everyone who just started!)
Cunning_Killer said on: 2007-02-23 09:28 pm
3948 Days, 12 Hrs, 33 Min, 16 Sec ago
Granted, but half way through the round you would be massed by half the top fifty.

I wish I Could invent bliss on tap.....drink up y'all :D
Ayanami said on: 2007-02-24 01:23 am
3948 Days, 8 Hrs, 37 Min, 56 Sec ago
granted, but the side effect makes your balls hit the deck

i wish this annoying woman would just go home before i remove her kidneys
Cunning_Killer said on: 2007-02-24 06:31 pm
3947 Days, 15 Hrs, 30 Min, 43 Sec ago
Granted, but then youd have to masturbate...LOL

I wish I was the father of Anna Nicole Smiths baby.
Zerglor said on: 2007-02-26 02:08 pm
3945 Days, 19 Hrs, 52 Min, 59 Sec ago
granted but the upkeep would bankrupt you.

I wish i hadn't crashed my car :(
Ilidan said on: 2007-02-26 05:20 pm
3945 Days, 16 Hrs, 41 Min, 13 Sec ago
Granted, but you would still be paying for gas

I wish that I could invent a car that didn't need gas.
Ayanami said on: 2007-02-26 05:34 pm
3945 Days, 16 Hrs, 27 Min, 0 Sec ago
granted, but nobody would be interested in it :)

i wish i didnt need sleep
TheQuickness said on: 2007-02-27 05:22 pm
3944 Days, 16 Hrs, 39 Min, 28 Sec ago
Granted, but then you'd never dream, and without a dream nothing is possible.

I wish for world peace.
/em smiles and waves as if in a beauty pagent
Cunning_Killer said on: 2007-02-27 06:25 pm
3944 Days, 15 Hrs, 36 Min, 54 Sec ago
Granted, but that would put millions out of a job, and in turn would devistate the world economy....

I wish I had a servant to scratch my a$$ for me. ;)
Cunning_Killer said on: 2007-03-02 09:08 pm
3941 Days, 12 Hrs, 53 Min, 11 Sec ago
Does this mean I win?
ShadyKnight (Mod) said on: 2007-03-02 10:49 pm
3941 Days, 11 Hrs, 12 Min, 42 Sec ago
Granted, but he scratches your ass until it's raw.

I wish for the knowledge needed to make the ultimate wish
Arch-Devil said on: 2007-03-03 12:22 am
3941 Days, 9 Hrs, 38 Min, 57 Sec ago
Granted... it's a tuna sandwich
/me hands shady the sandwich

I wish for some kind of robot that could both make toast and feel pain.

*FaTHER WhY aRE YOu HuRtING ME?!!"
Stoutn said on: 2007-03-03 04:16 am
3941 Days, 5 Hrs, 45 Min, 1 Sec ago
Granted but the robot would burn itself making your toast and drop it causing you to get no toast.

I wish I could go back in time an hour from right now.
ShadyKnight (Mod) said on: 2007-03-03 01:17 pm
3940 Days, 20 Hrs, 44 Min, 37 Sec ago
Granted, but then you couldn't have made this post.

I wish more people would post in this thread
Cruzader said on: 2007-03-03 01:19 pm
3940 Days, 20 Hrs, 42 Min, 19 Sec ago
Grsnted, but WB decides to come back and post.

I wish that I were cooler.
ShadyKnight (Mod) said on: 2007-03-03 01:34 pm
3940 Days, 20 Hrs, 27 Min, 14 Sec ago
Granted, but then you'd live in Surrey instead of Burnaby

I wish more people could come up with cool wishes
Arch-Devil said on: 2007-03-03 10:53 pm
3940 Days, 11 Hrs, 8 Min, 30 Sec ago
Granted, but then you wouldn't able to wish stupid things like that one...

I wish i could shoot spaghetti out of my finger tips, so when somebody's rude to me i can be *shoots spaghetti out of his finger tips on the rude person's head* cause no one likes being covered in spaghetti.
Ayanami said on: 2007-03-03 11:21 pm
3940 Days, 10 Hrs, 40 Min, 45 Sec ago
granted, but someone would evolve a mouth coming out of their head

i wish for more orange juice.. not too much though ^^; i dont want bad teeth
XSquad said on: 2007-03-04 08:36 pm
3939 Days, 13 Hrs, 25 Min, 49 Sec ago
Granted. Lucky there are still some in the fridge... not to much so hey ...

I wish to be off from work thursday and friday...
SM-Lord_Cyric said on: 2007-03-04 09:44 pm
3939 Days, 12 Hrs, 17 Min, 31 Sec ago
Granted, you get a snow storm or a tornado each day ( depending of wich fit best )



I wish for a better job
Zerglor said on: 2007-03-05 05:52 am
3939 Days, 4 Hrs, 9 Min, 49 Sec ago
Granted but its only marginally better than the job u have so ur still not happy

I wish things weren't so complicated
Red (Tester) said on: 2007-03-05 06:38 am
3939 Days, 3 Hrs, 23 Min, 11 Sec ago
Granted, but then things would be too simple.

I wish for better and for worse.
Ilidan said on: 2007-03-05 11:11 am
3938 Days, 22 Hrs, 50 Min, 10 Sec ago
Granted, but you would be happier and more depressed at the same time.

I wish that doctors knew what was wrong with me, I've been sick for over a month.
Red (Tester) said on: 2007-03-05 12:28 pm
3938 Days, 21 Hrs, 33 Min, 30 Sec ago
Granted, but then you would be worried about death because, you're going to die. :DDDDD O_o'

I wish Ilidan won't die.
Arch-Devil said on: 2007-03-05 06:51 pm
3938 Days, 15 Hrs, 10 Min, 45 Sec ago
Granted, but you and he are cursed by having to be continually present at NN

I wish the world was based on surrealism and when you buy things the girrafe laughs

[Added at 03/06/2007 23:28:57 by Arch-Devil]
Did i win? ^^
Ilidan said on: 2007-03-08 12:12 pm
3935 Days, 21 Hrs, 48 Min, 56 Sec ago
Granted, but the giraffe would be too busy laughing to eat, and would eventually die.

I wish that my dog were still alive.
Red (Tester) said on: 2007-03-08 12:31 pm
3935 Days, 21 Hrs, 29 Min, 55 Sec ago
Granted, but then he'd poop everywhere and you would wish he was dead.

I wish Sean McNamara was alive.
JustPhil said on: 2007-03-08 12:35 pm
3935 Days, 21 Hrs, 26 Min, 48 Sec ago
Granted, but it'd have the canine equivalent of arthiritis and you'd have to follow it with a poop-scoop.

I wish i was perfect at what i do best.

[Added at 03/08/2007 13:36:03 by JustPhil]
*edit*
I wish people didn't post what i wanted to before me!
Red (Tester) said on: 2007-03-08 12:37 pm
3935 Days, 21 Hrs, 24 Min, 2 Sec ago
Granted, but note: I posted four minutes before you. You must type SLOWLY.

I wish people wouldn't type slowly.
Red (Tester) said on: 2007-03-10 09:48 am
3934 Days, 13 Minutes, 5 Seconds ago
I guess I win.

I wish I won.
Arch-Devil said on: 2007-03-11 01:49 am
3933 Days, 8 Hrs, 12 Min, 15 Sec ago
You didn't win i am just typing slowly ;) hee hee

granted 1st one but since people dont type slowly they type super-fast and burn off their fingers
and 2nd one: NOT GRANTED CAUSE YOU DIDN"T WIN =P


I wish i could fly.
Ilidan said on: 2007-03-12 07:37 am
3932 Days, 2 Hrs, 24 Min, 19 Sec ago
Granted, but you don't know how to land.

I wish I knew how to land.
GuildaMage said on: 2007-03-12 11:00 am
3931 Days, 23 Hrs, 1 Min, 50 Sec ago
Granted, but its a crash landing.

I wish i was a woman.
Red (Tester) said on: 2007-03-12 01:32 pm
3931 Days, 20 Hrs, 29 Min, 6 Sec ago
Granted, but you're weird.

I wish Casey was cool.
GuildaMage said on: 2007-03-12 01:52 pm
3931 Days, 20 Hrs, 9 Min, 0 Sec ago
Granted, but now you have to have sex with him.

I wish i had some pizza right now, im hungry.
Space-Monkey said on: 2007-03-12 02:29 pm
3931 Days, 19 Hrs, 32 Min, 8 Sec ago
Granted, but then you would choke to death on a pepperoni.


I wish red loved me.
Arch-Devil said on: 2007-03-12 04:31 pm
3931 Days, 17 Hrs, 30 Min, 5 Sec ago
Granted but Red turns out to be a fire breathing dragon and you burn to death with firey love!


I wish to have an ordinary 50 dollar bill in my pocket.
GuildaMage said on: 2007-03-12 08:30 pm
3931 Days, 13 Hrs, 31 Min, 25 Sec ago
Granted, but you get robbed and shot to death.

I wish i had a Geranium.
SeniorUnloco said on: 2007-03-13 02:55 am
3931 Days, 7 Hrs, 5 Min, 59 Sec ago
Granted, but it turns out to contain anthrax and you die in 3 days.

I wish girls wanted to be with me instead of just being friends. >.<
GuildaMage said on: 2007-03-13 05:56 am
3931 Days, 4 Hrs, 5 Min, 17 Sec ago
Granted, but now you have aids and die.

I wish i could wish for the wish of wishes.
Zerglor said on: 2007-03-13 06:29 am
3931 Days, 3 Hrs, 32 Min, 35 Sec ago
Granted but that wish makes ppl envy you so they band together and stone u to death.

I wish my university project was finished with a good mark
Ayanami said on: 2007-03-13 07:45 pm
3930 Days, 14 Hrs, 16 Min, 42 Sec ago
granted, but then you wish for a finished exam with a good mark and someone gives you a fake one so you don't sit the exam :)

i wish for stronger and non-homicidal teeth :)
Arch-Devil said on: 2007-03-13 08:12 pm
3930 Days, 13 Hrs, 49 Min, 41 Sec ago
Granted but the teeth will live a boring life of mediocrity and have a wife teeth and 2 children teeth and live a long boring coushie life.



I wish someone would bring me my dinner...
Ayanami said on: 2007-03-14 05:16 am
3930 Days, 4 Hrs, 45 Min, 17 Sec ago
granted, but they'd then bring it away 2x as far away as before

i wish i didnt have to use time sleeping to recharge my brain, (when i chose to :[)
Cunning_Killer said on: 2007-03-14 08:27 am
3930 Days, 1 Hr, 34 Min, 49 Sec ago
Granted, but then you wouldnt be wasting your time ;)

I wish a blackhole would swallow uranus......

[Added at 03/20/2007 20:38:00 by Cunning_Killer]
Ok....its been 5 days....do I win?.....I think so ;) w00t for the killer!
Cunning_Killer said on: 2007-03-22 09:36 pm
3921 Days, 12 Hrs, 25 Min, 14 Sec ago
umm......well....did I win?
Jing said on: 2007-03-23 03:24 am
3921 Days, 6 Hrs, 37 Min, 52 Sec ago
granted, we have to change the history books again!

i wish i didn't run of out wishes...
Stoutn said on: 2007-03-26 09:22 am
3918 Days, 39 Minutes, 33 Seconds ago
Granted, but then you would get insanly annoying and kill yourself

I wish I had something fun to do right now.
Ilidan said on: 2007-03-31 10:18 am
3912 Days, 23 Hrs, 43 Min, 52 Sec ago
Granted, but then you couldn't do it later.

I wish that I had a job for the summer. Sitting around doing nothing sucks.
Red (Tester) said on: 2007-03-31 12:10 pm
3912 Days, 21 Hrs, 51 Min, 25 Sec ago
Granted, but it's Spring.. Not summer.

I wish I was lvl 70 in WoW T_T
Jing said on: 2007-03-31 12:36 pm
3912 Days, 21 Hrs, 25 Min, 27 Sec ago
granted, you'll get hacked

i was all my acounts were unhackable!
ChaoticLaw said on: 2007-04-01 09:44 am
3912 Days, 17 Minutes, 24 Seconds ago
Granted, but the security on them is so great that even you can't use them.


I wish I had invulnerability.
ShadyKnight (Mod) said on: 2007-04-01 11:19 am
3911 Days, 22 Hrs, 42 Min, 21 Sec ago
Garnted, but since you didn't specify, you're only invulnerable to cheese

I wish I was invulnerable to anything that would screw up my wish
Scytherboom said on: 2007-04-04 08:21 am
3909 Days, 1 Hr, 40 Min, 16 Sec ago
Granted, but you didn't really wish for anything but to be invulnerable to negative effects of the wish of being invulnerable to negative effects.

I wish this thread surpasses the amount of replies that the IC thread did.

(This is my only other post in this other than the topic.) :)
SeniorUnloco said on: 2007-04-04 08:49 am
3909 Days, 1 Hr, 12 Min, 52 Sec ago
Granted. But then it would suffer the same wrath that happened to the IC thread, BOTH TIMES!! It just might happen 3 times with this thread.

I wish once you reach a certain age, you dont age ever, you just keel over and die around the age of 90.
Red (Tester) said on: 2007-04-13 04:42 pm
3899 Days, 17 Hrs, 19 Min, 17 Sec ago
Granted, but then T_T.

I wish this thread will last forever.
Jing said on: 2007-04-14 02:10 am
3899 Days, 7 Hrs, 51 Min, 0 Sec ago
granted, but i'll have to live forever too and haunt NN FOREVER!

I wish I knew what to do with my hair. It's about 5 inches long now.
SeniorUnloco said on: 2007-04-14 10:54 am
3898 Days, 23 Hrs, 7 Min, 5 Sec ago
Granted, but then the joy behind this problem wont be there any more.

I wish females werent so gourd darn confusing and said what they ment, instead of using their own crazy langauge to talk to guys.

>.<
Jing said on: 2007-04-16 04:29 am
3897 Days, 5 Hrs, 32 Min, 24 Sec ago
world peace and eternal bliss is awefully boring after the first hundred year or so.

I have I have chuck-norris-like powers!
ShadyKnight (Mod) said on: 2007-04-16 07:59 pm
3896 Days, 14 Hrs, 2 Min, 37 Sec ago
Granted but then existance would collapse due to the awesomeness of having 2 Chuck Norrii upon it.

I wish to have the martial arts abilites / general kick-assness of Tony Jaa
Ilidan said on: 2007-04-18 09:59 am
3895 Days, 2 Minutes, 40 Seconds ago
Granted, but you would get overconfident and get yourself killed.

I wish that I could make a person explode just by thinking it.
ChaoticLaw said on: 2007-04-18 11:17 am
3894 Days, 22 Hrs, 44 Min, 22 Sec ago
Granted, but the resulting explosions would be so massive that the earth would be destroyed.


I wish I was all powerful.
Jing said on: 2007-04-18 02:35 pm
3894 Days, 19 Hrs, 26 Min, 12 Sec ago
granted, you're also as dumb as a mule.

i wish i had a bad a chocolate that grants my every wish. One that cannot be eatten!
ShadyKnight (Mod) said on: 2007-04-18 03:00 pm
3894 Days, 19 Hrs, 1 Min, 28 Sec ago
Granted, but it melts due to the friction caused by sheer awesomeness.

I wish to emit a various good odor each day
Jing said on: 2007-04-18 04:17 pm
3894 Days, 17 Hrs, 44 Min, 44 Sec ago
granted, but has the axe ads. taught you nothing?
Womens will literally eat you alive!

i wish god would give us some signs that he actually exist.
ChaoticLaw said on: 2007-04-18 05:36 pm
3894 Days, 16 Hrs, 25 Min, 31 Sec ago
Granted, but you would probably ignore them or try to disprove them.


I wish my wishes weren't cursed.



ps - I may be dumb as a mule, but I'm still all powerful mwahahaha
Jing said on: 2007-04-18 06:19 pm
3894 Days, 15 Hrs, 42 Min, 32 Sec ago
granted but what would this thread be doing here?

I wish I have the power to foresee the future, as far as i want and i can control it completely.

BTW: A single drop of knowledge can pwnt a sea of brute str.
ShadyKnight (Mod) said on: 2007-04-21 11:56 pm
3891 Days, 10 Hrs, 5 Min, 39 Sec ago
The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that" and promptly vanished in a puff of logic.

"Oh, that was easy" says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.

"Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys, but that didn't stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his best-selling book Well That About Wraps It Up For God.

"Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation."
Jing said on: 2007-04-22 12:31 am
3891 Days, 9 Hrs, 30 Min, 35 Sec ago
ah......
Anyways...
I wish I have the power to foresee the future, as far as i want and i can control it completely.
WeaponX (Mod) said on: 2007-04-22 01:38 pm
3890 Days, 20 Hrs, 23 Min, 6 Sec ago
Granted, but no one in their right mind would give our Jingypoo that type of control.

I wish I could beat Chuck Norris with a stick and then kick him in the face.
ShadyKnight (Mod) said on: 2007-04-23 08:03 am
3890 Days, 1 Hr, 58 Min, 36 Sec ago
Granted, but Chuck would see it coming and roundhouse so fast that his foot went back in time, knocking that stupid idea out of your head before it ever happened.

I wish to simultaneously explode AND implode
PrincessJen said on: 2007-04-23 12:22 pm
3889 Days, 21 Hrs, 38 Min, 58 Sec ago
Granted, and I shall grab some popcorn, a front row seat.. and a raincoat. :D
Jing said on: 2007-04-23 01:57 pm
3889 Days, 20 Hrs, 4 Min, 18 Sec ago
I wish people would know what to wish for instead of just giving us the bad side.
ShadyKnight (Mod) said on: 2007-04-25 06:33 pm
3887 Days, 15 Hrs, 28 Min, 36 Sec ago
Granted, but then PrincessJen would be angry. And you wouldn't like her when she's angry
*insert glowing green eyes*

I wish that time would move 1.3 times as fast as it currently does.
Ayanami said on: 2007-04-25 08:50 pm
3887 Days, 13 Hrs, 11 Min, 53 Sec ago
granted, did you notice? obviously not

i wish for a jesus burger
Stoutn said on: 2007-04-26 12:48 pm
3886 Days, 21 Hrs, 13 Min, 15 Sec ago
Granted, but then you may get a little Jesus Juice with it.

I wish my gf would get out of school already.
Jing said on: 2007-04-26 12:53 pm
3886 Days, 21 Hrs, 8 Min, 22 Sec ago
granted, she'll come to you, talking and talking until she finally lets you get under her pants.
a few weeks later, she'll discover that she is pregnant and you're going to be a father.
10 months later a baby pops out and your parents kicked you out because of what you did.
10 years later, you'll be old, impotent, and shagging in places that no man should see.

I wish for super powers!
good ones.
ShadyKnight (Mod) said on: 2007-04-27 11:34 pm
3885 Days, 10 Hrs, 27 Min, 46 Sec ago
Granted, but you have no idea what you're going to do with a store called "Super Powers; Good Ones"

[Added at 04/28/2007 01:35:56 by ShadyKnight]
I wish I hadn't forgotten to make a wish.
Jing said on: 2007-04-28 05:03 am
3885 Days, 4 Hrs, 58 Min, 23 Sec ago
Granted, then you would have done something better with that 1 minute you lost typing that last edit.

I wish all the idiotic videos in youtube where classic music starts, then some bloody picture looking like a dead corpse mixed with a bloody chicken starts screaming like it's being raped or killed.
i swear, they make one for christmas, thanksgiving, you name it.
ShadyKnight (Mod) said on: 2007-05-11 02:47 am
3872 Days, 7 Hrs, 14 Min, 36 Sec ago
Well, I guess that I'm not going to grant that one.

I wish that I could have a clone that was solely interested in advancing my life.
Jing said on: 2007-05-11 03:24 am
3872 Days, 6 Hrs, 37 Min, 37 Sec ago
well, i guess i am not going to grant that one.

I wish for a world without the color....pink?
ShadyKnight (Mod) said on: 2007-05-11 10:36 am
3871 Days, 23 Hrs, 25 Min, 41 Sec ago
I wish all the idiotic videos in youtube where classic music starts, then some bloody picture looking like a dead corpse mixed with a bloody chicken starts screaming like it's being raped or killed.
i swear, they make one for christmas, thanksgiving, you name it.


Your wish never finished, which is why I didn't grant it.

Granted, but the worl would be much better without Tom Cruise

I wish to be Pirate Ninja Jesus combined with Voodoo Mr. T
Jing said on: 2007-05-11 11:11 am
3871 Days, 22 Hrs, 50 Min, 38 Sec ago
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
GRANT MY WISHES BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR OWN SK!

...
I wish for world peace.

[Added at 05/11/2007 13:47:16 by Jing]
oops, i didn't see your light font.
Granted, Than god would be mad and smite them!
ChaoticLaw said on: 2007-05-12 11:43 am
3870 Days, 22 Hrs, 18 Min, 35 Sec ago
Granted, but then I'd be the only person left alive.

I wish I could wasted time in a productive manner.
Ayanami said on: 2007-05-16 08:34 pm
3866 Days, 13 Hrs, 27 Min, 29 Sec ago
but then it wouldn't be procrastinating

i my downloads were faster :(((((((
Nataku said on: 2007-05-17 07:32 pm
3865 Days, 14 Hrs, 29 Min, 4 Sec ago
granted, but then you'd be downloading to much and eventually crash you're computer.

I wish I was Ric Flair.
ChaoticLaw said on: 2007-05-17 08:16 pm
3865 Days, 13 Hrs, 45 Min, 46 Sec ago
Granted, but then you would start to love grabbing men in short shorts so much that you would turn gay.

I wish for this wish to come true.
Jing said on: 2007-05-17 08:19 pm
3865 Days, 13 Hrs, 42 Min, 28 Sec ago
granted, but we like short shorts!

I wish stormbringer would rot in hell :D